Governor DeSantis narrowly escaped serious injury today when an irate 60-year old man threw a full can of beer at him, shouting "I'll piss on your corpse yet, DeathSantis!"
Uncorroborated testimony claims the man then metamorphosed into a hawk whose wings seemed emblazoned with swastikas, and flew off, though less drunk testimony claims he sped off on a Harley.
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