Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

Got a ****ing “distracted driving” ticket while going like 15 mph and talking on the phone about urgent work matters. I wasn’t looking at the phone in any way. There is nothing on my driving record besides one speeding ticket when I was 17 and the ****ing dickhead cop literally went straight to a ticket for this.

...but luckily what that cop doesn’t know is that my primary client at work is the biggest law firm in my city and I am super tight with the lawyer that represents the police department here. He gave me a quick “make a copy of the citation and put it on my desk” when I showed him. So maybe I’ll get out of it with a warning still.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.