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Old 07-18-2021, 03:55 AM   #173 (permalink)
DianneW
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A man asks the devil: “how much does it cost to be the greatest guitar player in the world?”

The devil says: “Give me your soul.”


What is the difference between a rock guitarist, and a jazz guitarist?

One plays three chords in front of thousands of people, the other plays thousands of chords in front of three people.


What do you call a guitar player who only knows two chords?

A music critic.


What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A moo-sician.


A young child told his mother “When I grow up I’m going to be a guitarist.”

His mother responded, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”


Asked a friend why he was licking his guitar

He said he had a good taste in music.

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