1. What's the best Christmas present you ever got?
Dog.
2. Christmas trees: real one or artificial?
Trashy either way.
3. How early do you/did you begin to do your Christmas shopping?
When I get something I don't want and think about how I can regift it.
4. What's your favourite Christmas decoration (as in, one you put up)?
Kwanzaa candles
5. How early, generally do you wake up/are you awoken on Christmas morning?
7
6. What's your favourite Christmas song?
6a. Do your kids still believe in Santa Claus?
Never did.
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