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Old 12-09-2006, 04:29 PM   #2512 (permalink)
Raine
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God only gave woman a mouth to give head, he didn't expect them to learn to speak.

- The Book Of Saint Ethan, Chapter 2, Verse 19.

Discuss this shocking new scripture.
God only made man because unlike vibrators they didn't need batteries. Just a full stomach.

- The Book Of CeeCee, Chapter 1, Verse 8
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