Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S - The Vandals
[Originally by The Yobs]

"C" is for your little clit when I go down beneath.
"H" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth
"R" is for your rectum that
"I" fuck with my dick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum
"T" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum
"M" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me
"A" is for the agony of catching your vd
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick
Christmas comes but once a year
and makes me fucking sick.
"S" is for the syphilis that rots away my
Ding-dong merrily along
The chapel bells are ringing
Ding-dong merrily along
My fucking balls are swinging.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
The chapel bells are ringing.
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa ...
My fucking balls are swinging!



I couldn't possibly pick just one line, it brings on the tears every time I hear it. LYRICAL MASTERPIECE!!!!

Originally Posted by Janszoon

What? No. No. No. No no no.