Jesus Christ I'm Amazing
I walk into a room
All the chicks love me.
I have no car
But I meet awesome people on the bus
Last week I got depressed
because I owed $49,000.00 for loans
Can't get blood from a stone
So I went and bought ice cream
I took a bike ride
and the wind was in my face
as I road the coast of southie
I pretended I was a pirate
The kids ask me if I have $5
"no"
Then Candy
"am I willy wonka?
I settle for showing them
what mentos do in diet coke
I tell them to collect cans
its a race with the homeless guys
My friends and I can't afford the bars
but when we pool money
Dominos is within reach
Only if we pick it up
The cables free
we steal it
Rosie plays guitar
and the neighbors sing along
my life is awesome
i hate quitters
I don't even own a steak knife
I don't have a closet.
So this is my super awesome poem I wrote in 5 minutes between shifts at work, I've been working pretty hard on it and I think I'm going to submit it to Watchtower.
Let me know what you think kthnxbi
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