VEGANGELICA

Hello again, People,

I decided to take a two-day break from writing songs about humans torturing non-human animals and each other, and instead I wrote the following LUV song. Heh heh...it still has a little beast in it (but not a real one). You might even see yourself in the lyrics! This is my 3rd song inspired by MB members...the first being "Windmill," the second, "Wring," and the third..."AVATAR."

MUSIC RATING SYSTEM Rating for "Avatar" is KK for "Kinda Kinky."

Note: one word in the lyrics was edited out by the hyper-sensitive MB filth-detection program, and this was the word c..o..c..k..y, which is a legitimate, non-carnal word that means "pert, arrogant, jaunty."

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"AVATAR" by Erica

I’m in love, I’m in love,
I’m in love, I’m in love
with your avatar.

It doesn’t matter, doesn’t matter,
doesn’t matter, doesn’t matter really
who you are.

It looks like the beast of an evil wizard,
but I think it’s cute, your “terrible lizard.”
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love with your avatar!

I’m in love, I’m in love,
I’m in love with the way
that it’s snarling.

With its sharp, pointy teeth,
beady eyes, and tiny nose,
I think it’s darling.

I imagine its claws crawling up my back.
Oh, come on, little fuzzy lizard, GO ON THE ATTACK!
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love with your avatar!

It's some kind of cross between a man and rabid squirrel
with a scaly, humped spine and goatees that swirl.
You must have at least one redeeming feature
to ever think of posting this adorable creature!

Oh, I’m in love, I’m in love,
I’m in love with the way
it tries to look so mean

and I smile every time
that I see it leaping out
of my computer screen.

You uploaded its image with a click of your mouse.
Now your terrible lizard is IN MY HOUSE!
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love with your avatar!

There are skeleton pirates on ghostly galleons,
a dancing bear, and some happy scallions,
modern artwork, a freaky zombie,
and bouncing body parts oozing sexuality,
movie scenes, and a word that says, “RAWR,”
a smiling fridge, and a lone guitar,
a white-ruffed lemur, and a c.o.c.k.y Obama,
but yours is the cutest avatar I ever saw!

Oh yeah...

I’m in love, I’m in love,
I’m in love with the way
that it thinks it’s fierce.

It tries to look so tough,
but I don’t think its
itty bitty teeth could pierce

through the hand I want to run through its silky fur.
Oh, come on, little cuddly lizard, LET ME HEAR YOU PURR!
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love with your avatar!

Now, there’s a sad-looking lad with drooping locks,
and a bunch of odd avatar symbols in a box,
an over-ripe banana, a shirt that says, “I’m G..A..Y,”
and pictures of quirky bands I’ll never hear play,
some stick-figure people forced to be submissive,
a captive pig looking out who wants to live,
and they all (except the pig) are humorous to me,
but yours is the funniest avatar I see

‘cause I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love with your avatar!
(Oh yeah, baby)
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love with your avatar!
(You don’t look terrible to me!)
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love,
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love,
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love...
with your AVATAR!