Somewhere between an atheist & agnostic (if there's such a thing). Of course, if someone asks whether I'm religious, usually, my answer is that 'I have no ****ing idea'.
I do occasionally read up on the bible/koran/Talmud/Rig Veda/other sacred texts, so that when I do crack a joke, atleast I know what I'm talking about. Basically, some sort of a smartarse
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