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Old 11-22-2010, 01:31 PM   #103 (permalink)
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So, just out of curiosity, I had a friend measure me against a wall with a tape measure and a marker. It turns out I’m 5’ 10 & 1/4’’ with nothin’ but hope & a promise on the soles of my feet. My driver's license has always said 5'11''. I hope the DMV doesn't get on me about this one.
I knew you couldn't be a liar. Not about trivial things anyway.
I think peoples' heights on driver's licenses are routinely much bigger falsifications than yours. A lot of my friends have added at least two inches. I actually subtracted one just in case a cop makes me take my shoes off (I'm terrified of being busted for height fraud).
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