MoonlitSunshine

first of all, lol @ Ein Shorts Ben Gay Toy Bottom.

Secondly, noy-bau-ten is correct, the first (apart from differing pretty wildly based on what german accent you're doing :P) could be said with a decent degree of accuracy to be "ein(eye-n)-shtoortz-endeh" if that makes any sense.

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