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Old 09-13-2016, 10:53 AM   #51 (permalink)
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My brother gets seriously annoyed by Jolene. I want to hire a singer to come and sing that to him on his birthday.
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Old 09-13-2016, 10:55 AM   #52 (permalink)
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My brother gets seriously annoyed by Jolene. I want to hire a singer to come and sing that to him on his birthday.
**** your brother.
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:47 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:53 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Been there, done that.
Does he listen to Slayer? If so, have you ****ed his ass to "Raining Blood"?
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Dolly Parton is the new plague of the forum. Right next to Neapolitan.
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Old 09-13-2016, 01:01 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Dolly Parton is the new plague of the forum. Right next to Neapolitan.
Why don't you go listen to some more boring post-rock Sigur Ros bull****? The rest of us will avoid you and enjoy the brilliance of the Dolly.



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Does he listen to Slayer? If so, have you ****ed his ass to "Raining Blood"?
Once I got south of heaven, I found out he really just wanted me to show no mercy.
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Old 09-13-2016, 01:30 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Once I got south of heaven, I found out he really just wanted me to show no mercy.
Nice. His sister used to be a virgin till I reigned in blood. She's so stretched out now it's seasons in the abyss.
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