The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

DwnWthVwls · 03-19-2018, 05:17 PM

I'm still trying to figure out which hole is your little dicksucker and which one is the big dicksucker.

Trollheart · 03-19-2018, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I'm still trying to figure out which hole is your little dicksucker and which one is the big dicksucker.

Don't worry about it, DWV: this is a question that has plagued man ever since he first looked down between his legs and thought "****! What the hell is THAT???"

**Frownland** · 03-19-2018, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I'm still trying to figure out which hole is your little dicksucker and which one is the big dicksucker.

Have you seen Alien? My little dicksucker is like the bity tongue.

OccultHawk · 03-19-2018, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You saw my rating. If those were zingers then they're past the expiration date or something.

Pathetic

**Frownland** · 03-19-2018, 05:37 PM

I think we lost em boys.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-20-2018, 06:40 AM

Northern white rhino: Last male Sudan dies in Kenya - BBC News

Great news for Elph. The last white male dies in Kenya.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 03-20-2018, 06:51 AM

wonderful looking animals. sad to hear

OccultHawk · 03-20-2018, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Northern white rhino: Last male Sudan dies in Kenya - BBC News

Great news for Elph. The last white male dies in Kenya.

Permanently losing any species or subspecies of anything

**** it - I don’t think it even needs to be said what a huge sad pathetic ****ing failure that is. Goddamnit

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-20-2018, 07:24 AM

Texas explosions: 'Serial bomber' suspected in Austin blasts - BBC News

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Police in Austin, Texas, have said four explosions that have rocked the city, killing two people, are believed to be the work of a serial bomber.

The latest explosion on Sunday night, which injured two white men, aged 22 and 23, may have been activated by a tripwire, police say.

What a strange thing to say.

**Frownland** · 03-20-2018, 07:26 AM

They say that because the other bombings were believed to be targeting black people.

EDIT: There was another one last night as well in a FedEx facility.

03-19-2018, 05:37 PM	#10415 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	I think we lost em boys. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-20-2018, 07:26 AM	#10420 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	They say that because the other bombings were believed to be targeting black people. EDIT: There was another one last night as well in a FedEx facility. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

03-20-2018, 06:40 AM	#10416 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Northern white rhino: Last male Sudan dies in Kenya - BBC News Great news for Elph. The last white male dies in Kenya.