The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[OccultHawk]

Good at worst

[Oriphiel]

I'm particularly proud of the abortion joke

[OccultHawk]

I liked it too

Can you write a story where elph mistakenly raises my child?

[Oriphiel]

No. But I can write a story where you jerk off to elph travelling back in time to abort himself.

[The Batlord]

Satanic Temple having devil of a time with 'Chilling Adventures of Sabrina'

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

No. But I can write a story where you jerk off to elph travelling back in time to abort his child.

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[Oriphiel]

Elph: Ooh... I think I'm about to...

Girlfriend: Keep going!

Elph: But...

Girlfriend: I said keep going!

*Future Elph phases into existance and knocks Past Elph's cock out of his girlfriend*

Elph: Hrmblglf *splooshes off to the side*

Girlfriend: Woah, what the ****? Who the **** are you?

Future Elph, flipping them both off as he phases back out of existence: You'll thank me laterrrrrrr...

[The Batlord]

It's in the Science thread and it was Harvard.

[DwnWthVwls]

So when you gonna post the ultrasound ala Chula?

Originally Posted by elphenor

oh I don't go in that thread because there's hardly any ****fests

lol.. youre missing all the times when I get Mindful worked up for mocking his "science"

[MicShazam]

Originally Posted by elphenor

anyone else hear about astronomers picking up an asteroid with a shape and trajectory that should be impossible

unless it's not a an asteroid, it's a satellite or probe

heard it on NPR but can't find the article

not one of those alien conspiracy things, it was I think the lead astronomy guy at Yale who floated it being alien tech

And another science dude called the first guy out on being a gullible fool, saying that it could be explained with something simpler than "omg aliens". Didn't read further and the article was Danish, but that's roughly what happened, I think.

[grindy]

It's never aliens.