The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

RL Clown · 11-13-2018, 09:43 AM

Again, I'm trying to maintain a certain level of respect and maturity... I don't want to sound like an arrogant Tom Brady Wannabe but I feel that no one has been able to defeat me in a debate. My points are extremely, extremely logical. They are flawless. Look at your so-called argumentative points: "He's a clown. He's a juggalo. He's lazy. He should learn a second language." Some of these points are weak. Some of these points are just assumptions... For your information, I actually know three languages... English, Spanish, and French. I'm saying that immigrants should put in some more effort into studying English. When I read an essay or a letter, I want it to have good spelling and good grammar. It doesn't have to be perfect but I need to be able to understand it... And you people must acknowledge the fact that some immigrants have poor moral values. If you don't believe me, just drive around a bit, park your car, and take a little walk in an immigrant neighborhood. No, I'm NOT saying that all immigrants are evil but some immigrants should go to Church more. Or they should go to a library and read some books about politeness. Politeness MATTERS in this day and age. I am a very logical human being. I feel like the male version of Nicki Minaj. No matter how logical and grammatically correct my argumentative points are, people are always going to try to tear me down... Lastly, Donald Trump is trying to help us. He is trying to PROTECT US from all forces of evil.

Oriphiel · 11-13-2018, 09:48 AM

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 11-13-2018, 09:48 AM

oh hey alex jones is on musicbanter now

The Batlord · 11-13-2018, 09:53 AM

@RL Clown

You are an unintelligent person, and I'm not just saying that because of this; for as long as you've been here we've always held back cause you seem nice enough but if you're gonna turn out to be a racist then **** it I'm just gonna tell you that for years you have shown below average intelligence, not just because of your ideas but in the general way you come across. As in you should probably be my pet.

Anteater · 11-13-2018, 09:58 AM

There are legit arguments that can be made for Trump but that's definitely not the way to go about it.

grindy · 11-13-2018, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

laugh so hard

Best argument: He's entertaining.

Ninetales · 11-13-2018, 10:04 AM

going all-in on the importance of politeness and then praising trump the next sentence is an interesting argument to make

Anteater · 11-13-2018, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

laugh so hard

Anyone who can troll the E.U. as well as he does is gonna be in my good books even if communists and Chomskeets hate him.

**Exo** · 11-13-2018, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by RL Clown

Again, I'm trying to maintain a certain level of respect and maturity... I don't want to sound like an arrogant Tom Brady Wannabe but I feel that no one has been able to defeat me in a debate. My points are extremely, extremely logical. They are flawless. Look at your so-called argumentative points: "He's a clown. He's a juggalo. He's lazy. He should learn a second language." Some of these points are weak. Some of these points are just assumptions... For your information, I actually know three languages... English, Spanish, and French. I'm saying that immigrants should put in some more effort into studying English. When I read an essay or a letter, I want it to have good spelling and good grammar. It doesn't have to be perfect but I need to be able to understand it... And you people must acknowledge the fact that some immigrants have poor moral values. If you don't believe me, just drive around a bit, park your car, and take a little walk in an immigrant neighborhood. No, I'm NOT saying that all immigrants are evil but some immigrants should go to Church more. Or they should go to a library and read some books about politeness. Politeness MATTERS in this day and age. I am a very logical human being. I feel like the male version of Nicki Minaj. No matter how logical and grammatically correct my argumentative points are, people are always going to try to tear me down... Lastly, Donald Trump is trying to help us. He is trying to PROTECT US from all forces of evil.

You should see a psychiatrist dude.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 11-13-2018, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Why is water wet?

Because it pictured me naked.

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

We should put more effort into educating kids with a second language. Spanish makes the most sense.

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Originally Posted by Lilja

I think more effort should be put into teaching everyone in the US a second language.. Spanish makes the most sense...

Statistically, Mandarin would make the most sense as a second language.

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Originally Posted by RL Clown

I feel that no one has been able to defeat me in a debate.

Trust me, you don't want to throw down a challenge like that on here.

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Originally Posted by RL Clown

immigrants should put in some more effort into studying English.

This is a reasonable request. If I go to a different country, I'm not going to expect them to all speak my native language.

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Originally Posted by RL Clown

some immigrants have poor moral values.

True, but so do the natives.

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Originally Posted by RL Clown

some immigrants should go to Church more.

Equating religion to morality or ethics is bull$hit.

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Originally Posted by RL Clown

I feel like the male version of Nicki Minaj.

Okay, now I'm 99% sure that you're just trolling.

11-13-2018, 09:48 AM	#15392 (permalink)
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11-13-2018, 09:43 AM	#15391 (permalink)
RL Clown Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 182	Again, I'm trying to maintain a certain level of respect and maturity... I don't want to sound like an arrogant Tom Brady Wannabe but I feel that no one has been able to defeat me in a debate. My points are extremely, extremely logical. They are flawless. Look at your so-called argumentative points: "He's a clown. He's a juggalo. He's lazy. He should learn a second language." Some of these points are weak. Some of these points are just assumptions... For your information, I actually know three languages... English, Spanish, and French. I'm saying that immigrants should put in some more effort into studying English. When I read an essay or a letter, I want it to have good spelling and good grammar. It doesn't have to be perfect but I need to be able to understand it... And you people must acknowledge the fact that some immigrants have poor moral values. If you don't believe me, just drive around a bit, park your car, and take a little walk in an immigrant neighborhood. No, I'm NOT saying that all immigrants are evil but some immigrants should go to Church more. Or they should go to a library and read some books about politeness. Politeness MATTERS in this day and age. I am a very logical human being. I feel like the male version of Nicki Minaj. No matter how logical and grammatically correct my argumentative points are, people are always going to try to tear me down... Lastly, Donald Trump is trying to help us. He is trying to PROTECT US from all forces of evil.

11-13-2018, 10:04 AM	#15397 (permalink)
Ninetales Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: livin wild Posts: 2,179	going all-in on the importance of politeness and then praising trump the next sentence is an interesting argument to make