The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Nikki Haley Resigns As The U.S.' Ambassador To The United Nations

I wish Chula was here so he could tell us why this is a devastating blow to the Trump administration

[Exo]

I always thought Nikki Haley sounded too much like a porn name to take her seriously anyway.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Exo

I always thought Nikki Haley sounded too much like a porn name to take her seriously anyway.

I’d love to **** her.

[Exo]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I’d love to **** her.

You'd be f*cking John Kerry in drag then.

[Lisnaholic]

Originally Posted by Exo

I always thought Nikki Haley sounded too much like a porn name to take her seriously anyway.

^ ...or that P.J Proby song:-

[WWWP]

https://www.newsweek.com/what-thotau...ternet-1231690

Look I'm pro sex work but lmaoooo

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by WWWP

https://www.newsweek.com/what-thotau...ternet-1231690

Look I'm pro sex work but lmaoooo

Goddamn if Newsweek isn’t going heavy running a lot of ****ing scripts

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I would've done it every day and then demanded his paycheck.

Well, I was like 11 and he was would have probably murdered me.

Originally Posted by Kiiii

Every time I see these posts I think it's spam.

Really? I try to format my posts so that they are appealing and user-friendly. How should I do it differently? If I post each one individually, the mods condense them into one garbled post.

Originally Posted by Exo

Keep it up Merit.

Not sure if this is genuine, a threat or sarcasm.

[[MERIT]]

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[Frownland]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Really? I try to format my posts so that they are appealing and user-friendly. How should I do it differently? If I post each one individually, the mods condense them into one garbled post.

Just use a regular link and drop a comment if you're so inclined. All you need is the url brackets. Bolding, italicizing, special punctuation, etc does make it stand out, but that's also how spammers tend to format their posts. Craigslist spam is kind of a good example of that.