The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Anteater

I'm hoping it'll be Trump vs Yang so I can have an excuse to vote against Trump. Otherwise I'll be abstaining.

Isn’t Yang just a messenger for an idea though.

Something like UBI would start with a house resolution, wouldn’t it?

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by elphenor

on what math does he not have the best chance?

in the exact states Democrats need to win Bernie fever is the highest

The gut voters who voted for Obama and Trump for basically apolitical reasons won’t vote for an old white Jew. No it factor.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by elphenor

Yang will get -3% of the primary vote

Little Hillary math?

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by elphenor

on what math does he not have the best chance?

Bogeyman math. Go ask someone wearing a cowboy hat how they feel about socialism.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Bogeyman math. Go ask someone wearing a cowboy hat how they feel about socialism.

Word

Yang phrases the question in a much more appealing manner.

Ask someone in a cowboy hat if they want a $1000.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by elphenor

Midwestern cowboys like him

every other cowboy thinks Hillary is a socialist and is not voting for a Democrat anyway

populism and shooting from the hip

Sure thing Chula, Hillary's got it in the bag. Oh wait...

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Sure thing Chula, Hillary's got it in the bag. Oh wait...

Damn. I don’t think any of us weren’t shocked af when the official trump apocalypse was announced.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Damn. I don’t think any of us weren’t shocked af when the official trump apocalypse was announced.

I'm talking the dictatory rhetoric that Hillary was the only person who could beat Trump.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I will literally accept a permaban

It's not really something that we offer people tbh.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by elphenor

I will literally accept a permaban if Yang wins the nomination

Mexico pays for the wall before Yang is even a contender

I do believe the chicken in every pot promise has worked before

(Youre right though he’s not gonna win on a gimmick ticket)

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by elphenor

it's not that I think only Bernie can beat Trump

I think like 4 of the current candidates could including Yang

People don’t think of Asians as leaders, unfortunately