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Old 03-25-2015, 09:27 PM   #2371 (permalink)
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All his songs are gospel. Every time he plays I pray for it to stop.
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Old 03-25-2015, 10:29 PM   #2372 (permalink)
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All his songs are gospel. Every time he plays I pray for it to stop.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-25-2015, 10:31 PM   #2373 (permalink)
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Old 03-25-2015, 10:33 PM   #2374 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-25-2015, 10:35 PM   #2375 (permalink)
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About as much effort as you put into your other jokes.
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Old 03-25-2015, 10:43 PM   #2376 (permalink)
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About as much effort as you put into your other jokes.
... but the difference is you can't light a match and make his jokes go away.
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Old 03-25-2015, 10:50 PM   #2377 (permalink)
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... but the difference is you can't light a match and make his jokes go away.
I hate to break it to you, but your jokes are on par with Trollheart's.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-25-2015, 11:22 PM   #2378 (permalink)
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I hate to break it to you, but your jokes are on par with Trollheart's.
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Old 03-26-2015, 05:41 AM   #2379 (permalink)
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This plane story is a bit isn't it?

Surprised it's not been discussed.
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