The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

gunnels · 10-17-2012, 10:07 AM

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Blarobbarg · 10-17-2012, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Conan

I was homeschooled and contrary to popular belief, we're mostly of average intelligence.

Hey, I was homeschooled too. My mom started homeschooling because I and my developmentally delayed were failing miserably in the school system. My mom couldn't stand the teachers she was dealing with, so she just said, "**** it, there's no way I can do any worse than these fools. I'm doing it myself."

Psy-Fi · 10-20-2012, 07:06 PM

Actually, I can believe this news story...

Police: Alanis Morissette music leads to domestic violence | News - Home

Mojo · 10-21-2012, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by bob.

nein!.....it was taken from "October 3 edition of Canterbury, New Zealand's Northern Outlook"

i found it here under WTF

Homosexuality will lead to race of super-ducks, claims homeschooler in local newspaper

I think you win this thread.

**Frownland** · 10-22-2012, 04:47 PM

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Warning: The following story is so damn heartwarming it may melt your computer or mobile device.

Lost boy kept warm by puppies, officials say

This is one of the most adorable things that I've ever read.

Burning Down · 10-23-2012, 12:24 PM

Children Flee Movie Theater in Terror After Madagascar 3 Accidentally Replaced with Paranormal Activity 4

Dafuq.

**Janszoon** · 10-23-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Children Flee Movie Theater in Terror After Madagascar 3 Accidentally Replaced with Paranormal Activity 4

Dafuq.

Plankton · 10-23-2012, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Children Flee Movie Theater in Terror After Madagascar 3 Accidentally Replaced with Paranormal Activity 4

Dafuq.

Happy Halloween kiddies...

Mojo · 10-24-2012, 03:47 PM

Oh my God, thats hilarious.

I was wondering, before I read the article, why parents wouldn't just take their children away. I mean, it must have been pretty obvious that the film they were about to watch was NOT going to be Madagascar. I was wondering if any parents were sitting around thinking 'It's ok, the lemur will come on in a minute!'

Even though they say that they only caught the opening two minutes while they removed their children from the cinema, I'm wondering if the warning of the age certificate beforehand and the 'PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4' message before the film even started might not have tipped them off. I mean, whenever I've been to the cinema there seems to be quite a period of time between this and the film starting?

**Frownland** · 10-24-2012, 03:56 PM

Ja, wouldn't the previews be extremely dissimilar as well? Seeing previews for the Carrie remake and not for Here Comes the Boom would be a pretty good hint that it wasn't the right movie.

10-24-2012, 03:47 PM	#339 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Oh my God, thats hilarious. I was wondering, before I read the article, why parents wouldn't just take their children away. I mean, it must have been pretty obvious that the film they were about to watch was NOT going to be Madagascar. I was wondering if any parents were sitting around thinking 'It's ok, the lemur will come on in a minute!' Even though they say that they only caught the opening two minutes while they removed their children from the cinema, I'm wondering if the warning of the age certificate beforehand and the 'PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4' message before the film even started might not have tipped them off. I mean, whenever I've been to the cinema there seems to be quite a period of time between this and the film starting? __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

10-24-2012, 03:56 PM	#340 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Ja, wouldn't the previews be extremely dissimilar as well? Seeing previews for the Carrie remake and not for Here Comes the Boom would be a pretty good hint that it wasn't the right movie. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

10-20-2012, 07:06 PM	#333 (permalink)
Psy-Fi Aficionado of Fine Filth Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: You don't want to look in there. Posts: 6,797	Actually, I can believe this news story... Police: Alanis Morissette music leads to domestic violence \| News - Home

10-23-2012, 12:24 PM	#336 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Children Flee Movie Theater in Terror After Madagascar 3 Accidentally Replaced with Paranormal Activity 4 Dafuq.