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Old 06-07-2013, 10:11 AM   #711 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2013, 10:14 AM   #712 (permalink)
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The real problem here seems to be that it's okay in Texas to kill someone to recover your property (the money not the woman) even if your life isn't in danger. The circumstances are just rather bizarre in this case. Fuck Texas.
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Old 06-07-2013, 07:11 PM   #713 (permalink)
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The real problem here seems to be that it's okay in Texas to kill someone to recover your property (the money not the woman) even if your life isn't in danger. The circumstances are just rather bizarre in this case. Fuck Texas.
Texas isn't for the faint of heart plus she did him dirty trying to steal his money like that. He also didn't mean to kill her but it's similar to being able to kill someone that comes onto your property down there.

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An unidentified Minnesota woman met a nice man through an online dating site, and the two eventually established a relationship. The couple began communicating extensively, and she felt comfortable sharing intimate details about her personal life.

His name was Aaron Carpenter, and the woman opened up to him about her issues with her ex-husband. She and her ex had an ugly split in 2011 and were involved in an ongoing custody battle, she confided to Carpenter.

Turns out, Aaron Carpenter was really Brian Matthew Cornelius, the woman’s ex. Yep, Cornelius catfished his ex-wife, creating a false online identity. He now faces stalking charges and is set to appear in court next month.
This probably happens more often than gets reported though.
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Old 06-10-2013, 09:19 AM   #714 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:09 PM   #719 (permalink)
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The real problem here seems to be that it's okay in Texas to kill someone to recover your property (the money not the woman) even if your life isn't in danger. The circumstances are just rather bizarre in this case. Fuck Texas.
I don't see what's wrong with that. I'm totally gonna pack heat if my apartment management tries to keep my pet deposit when I move out because that would be bullshit.
The weird thing is that prostitution is illegal in Texas last time I checked. I wonder if I can legally shoot a drug dealer who tries to run off with my cash without supplying my dope.
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I don't see what's wrong with that. I'm totally gonna pack heat if my apartment management tries to keep my pet deposit when I move out because that would be bullshit.
The weird thing is that prostitution is illegal in Texas last time I checked. I wonder if I can legally shoot a drug dealer who tries to run off with my cash without supplying my dope.
If someone is threatening my life, then it's on, but if they're just carrying off my TV then taking that person's life is completely out of proportion. No way should that be legal.

Edit: Not that I'm trying to get into some prolonged legal debate.
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