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Old 04-18-2018, 05:38 AM   #10731 (permalink)
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Holy. Good. Fuck!
Woman Dies After Being Sucked Out Window of Airliner That Lost Engine
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Old 04-18-2018, 05:59 AM   #10732 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2018, 08:18 AM   #10733 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2018, 08:24 AM   #10734 (permalink)
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clickbait

she was pulled back in after being partially sucked out. lame.
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Old 04-18-2018, 08:33 AM   #10735 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2018, 08:56 AM   #10736 (permalink)
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she was pulled back in after being partially sucked out. lame.
Nevermind the misleading clickbait, here's the real deal from airline horror stories past...

Stewardess Sucked Out of Jet Airliner in Flight!
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:37 AM   #10737 (permalink)
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Nevermind the misleading clickbait, here's the real deal from airline horror stories past...

Stewardess Sucked Out of Jet Airliner in Flight!
now THAT is a news story that makes me say Wow! I can't believe that news story.
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Old 04-18-2018, 11:25 AM   #10738 (permalink)
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They think the piece of shrapnel that broke the window also struck the woman. Multiple reports that the people who pulled her back in were covered in blood.
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Old 04-18-2018, 12:07 PM   #10739 (permalink)
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eh that’s pretty believable
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Old 04-18-2018, 01:31 PM   #10740 (permalink)
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Cal State: ‘Deep Concerns’ Over Prof Calling Barbara Bush ‘Racist’ « CBS Los Angeles

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