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Old 02-02-2021, 09:19 AM   #24081 (permalink)
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Man if only the post knew some of the leftwing dogma I threw at my kids they’d be on my **** like a pit bull on a ribeye.
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Old 02-02-2021, 09:48 AM   #24082 (permalink)
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News Alert: FBI agents injured in shootout in Sunrise, Florida

FBI agents were involved in a shootout with a suspect in the Fort Lauderdale, Florida, area on Tuesday morning, according to a law enforcement official familiar with the incident.

An unclear number of agents have been injured, including with possible life-threatening injuries.


Hawk, you got an alibi?
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Old 02-02-2021, 09:50 AM   #24083 (permalink)
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News Alert: FBI agents injured in shootout in Sunrise, Florida

FBI agents were involved in a shootout with a suspect in the Fort Lauderdale, Florida, area on Tuesday morning, according to a law enforcement official familiar with the incident.

An unclear number of agents have been injured, including with possible life-threatening injuries.


Hawk, you got an alibi?
Yes. If I were in a town called “Sunrise” the only shot I would fire would be into my own gray matter.
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Old 02-03-2021, 12:08 PM   #24084 (permalink)
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Black fire board director rolled out of Missouri hospital and left to die in parking lot

Would this have happened if he had been white? Answers on a postcard please.
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Old 02-03-2021, 12:45 PM   #24085 (permalink)
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Black fire board director rolled out of Missouri hospital and left to die in parking lot

Would this have happened if he had been white? Answers on a postcard please.
Trollheart hospitals misdiagnose and make mistakes all the time. His race isn't relevant. Don't fall for these headlines.
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Old 02-03-2021, 12:47 PM   #24086 (permalink)
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What about Cuthbert hospitals?
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What about Cuthbert hospitals?
We've never misdiagnosed.
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Old 02-03-2021, 12:50 PM   #24088 (permalink)
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Trollheart hospitals misdiagnose and make mistakes all the time. His race isn't relevant. Don't fall for these headlines.
Shut up, you are literally Karl Pilkington.
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Shut up, you are literally Karl Pilkington.
Oh no you've got me there. I'm literally Karl Pilkington.
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Trollheart hospitals misdiagnose and make mistakes all the time. His race isn't relevant. Don't fall for these headlines.
Trollheart Hospitals, a division of Namakuto Heavy Machinery, will see you in court, sir.
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