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Old 05-03-2021, 06:18 PM   #24481 (permalink)
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Maybe she finally discovered her conscience now that he's trying to keep non-Western countries from being able to produce their own vaccines cause gotta protect IPs.
Eh, it's probably simpler than that.

She probably is just getting tired of micro and soft, and is in need of an upgrade.
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Old 05-03-2021, 07:06 PM   #24482 (permalink)
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If you're rich I imagine that isn't necessarily an issue unless the dude is super possessive. Just let your wife have a boyfriend while you fondle your rubbery worm in front of a school girl.
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Old 05-03-2021, 08:04 PM   #24483 (permalink)
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Bill and Melinda Gates are Divorcing After 27 Years of Marriage

Well, guess Melinda must've refused the microchip version of the vaccine.
Typical Microsoft: another upgrade huh? MS Wife 10, available for free download with a valid product number or buy it new for four hundred dollars. More than likely to have some security bugs though; you know what hackers are like.
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Old 05-06-2021, 12:11 AM   #24484 (permalink)
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https://www.thelocal.fr/20210505/ana...sey-over-fish/

Go get your candles on standby...
I blame Napoleon or Louis XIV..look no further...very fishy

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Fish wars indeed. How does a fish hold a Glock?
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Old 05-06-2021, 10:37 AM   #24486 (permalink)
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If you're rich I imagine that isn't necessarily an issue unless the dude is super possessive. Just let your wife have a boyfriend while you fondle your rubbery worm in front of a school girl.
maybe she's just retiring from being bra bill gates.. she put in 30 years... I bet the pension is going to be juicy
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maybe she's just retiring from being bra bill gates.. she put in 30 years... I bet the pension is going to be juicy
Not only that, but Bill Gates is now a free man. Congrats to him.

I hear Kim Kardashian is available.
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He strikes me more as the type to be perusing epstein's collection of kidnapped minors...
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He strikes me more as the type to be perusing epstein's collection of kidnapped minors...
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Largest refined pipeline operator in U.S. shuts down network after cyberattack

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