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Old 07-09-2021, 05:12 AM   #24581 (permalink)
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Brittney Glidden drives Maine’s most beloved vehicle. It’s a 2013 teal Chrysler Town & Country minivan. An enormous custom-made “MILF Mobile” logo is plastered on its rear windshield.

“Everyone loves my van, except for Karens,” Glidden said, referring to a pejorative term for entitled white women. “Karens hate it.”

Glidden’s ride also sports “Kids in this bitch, honk if one falls out,” “If you’re gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair,” and “Condoms prevent minivans” stickers. A “TITSOUT” vanity plate is latched to the MILF Mobile’s bumper.

“The plate references the fact that I exclusively breastfed all four of my children,” Glidden said. “And that I frequently drive topless. Maine is in fact a topless state.”


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Old 07-09-2021, 03:39 PM   #24582 (permalink)
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America being all fash.

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Old 07-09-2021, 03:54 PM   #24583 (permalink)
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Woah! Way to bring the mood down, Ant! I prefer the MILF Mobile.
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Old 07-09-2021, 05:14 PM   #24584 (permalink)
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I'm curious as to why the majority of these suspects are Colombian instead of Haitian.
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Old 07-09-2021, 05:34 PM   #24585 (permalink)
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They're mercenaries.
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Further to Psy-Fi's post....

Bellows said about 420 plates are currently vulgar enough to be banned. Examples include thinly veiled profanities like “PHUK U2,” “IEATA55,” “L8RBTCH,” and “PPL SUC.” Online acronyms like “OMWTFYB,” which means “On My Way To **** Your Bitch,” and “OMGSTFU,” or “Oh My God Shut The **** Up,” were also included on Bellows’s target list.
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Old 07-10-2021, 04:01 AM   #24587 (permalink)
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Yeah, I figured they were but it still seems a bit odd to me that the majority of them are from Colombia in particular. Just gives the whole thing a drug cartel hit type of vibe to me. I was expecting it would turn out to be mostly, if not all, Haitians involved in the assassination. Seems like the President of Haiti wouldn't have had any shortage of enemies within the country that would've been willing to take the job.
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Old 07-10-2021, 11:04 AM   #24588 (permalink)
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Yeah, I figured they were but it still seems a bit odd to me that the majority of them are from Colombia in particular. Just gives the whole thing a drug cartel hit type of vibe to me. I was expecting it would turn out to be mostly, if not all, Haitians involved in the assassination. Seems like the President of Haiti wouldn't have had any shortage of enemies within the country that would've been willing to take the job.
Could be to avoid accidentally hiring a Haitian secret agent or someone who might upend the plot for whatever localized reason that an outsider wouldn't care about as much.
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Old 07-10-2021, 03:25 PM   #24589 (permalink)
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I didn't think it was a secret.
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