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Old 01-05-2022, 09:01 AM   #24981 (permalink)
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Ex-reality star who made $200,000 selling her farts in jars reveals she was rushed to the ER with HEART ATTACK symptoms - only to learn severe chest pains were caused by excess gas

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Steph Matto, 31, from Connecticut, recently found herself in the emergency room after experiencing shooting pains in her chest.

Concerned doctors ran tests but later told the 90 Day Fiancé star that the symptoms were actually caused by excess gas.

She began selling her farts back in November, after receiving requests on the adult-content site Unfiltrd.

She charged $1,000 for the unique product, and made $200,000 in total from the business venture.

To keep up with demand – which saw her producing up to 50 jars worth of farts a week – the self-proclaimed 'fartrepreneur' opted for a high-fiber diet.

She lived off mostly beans and eggs, and later added protein shakes to the mix after discovering it made the farts smell worse.

In the end, doctors told her she was experiencing 'very intense gas pains' and was advised to change her diet, which in turn ended her business.
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Old 01-05-2022, 09:22 AM   #24982 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2022, 09:03 AM   #24983 (permalink)
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Ritzy San Francisco condo tower is now leaning 26 INCHES with tilt set to progress three inches a year after attempts to stabilize it made it WORSE

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Structural engineer Ronald O. Hamburger is now suggesting to decrease the 52 support beams to 18 to minimize building settlement to continue construction




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Old 01-10-2022, 11:58 AM   #24984 (permalink)
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Apparently she switched to making NFTs of farts, which is perfect
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Old 01-10-2022, 05:36 PM   #24985 (permalink)
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so the facebook metaverse is like the RIP Playstation home ???? lol
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Old 01-11-2022, 09:20 AM   #24986 (permalink)
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Apparently she switched to making NFTs of farts, which is perfect
And she's selling them for crypto. Might make more money if she just created her own crypto.

She could call it "$hitcoin."
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Old 01-11-2022, 10:45 PM   #24987 (permalink)
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And she's selling them for crypto. Might make more money if she just created her own crypto.

She could call it "$hitcoin."
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Old 01-13-2022, 07:51 PM   #24988 (permalink)
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Not an unbelievable news story, but I thought some of you might enjoy this headline from tomorrow's newspaper:-

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Old 01-14-2022, 06:34 AM   #24989 (permalink)
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Italian far-right extremist's funeral with Nazi flag coffin and fascist-saluting mourners sparks fury among Catholic and Jewish leaders in Rome
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Just explain to me how this bit of clickbait is a news story you cannot believe? NAZIS parading through ROME spark PROTESTS from JEWS and CATHOLICS? Really? Who woulda thunk it?
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