The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[gunnels]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Yes, that's a 14-year-old burger in my pocket… – Eatocracy - CNN.com Blogs

I love how it doesn't look very different from a fresh one.
EDIT: Damnit, Fred beat me to it. =\

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by gunnels

I love how it doesn't look very different from a fresh one.
EDIT: Damnit, Fred beat me to it. =\

Which begs the question is everything covered in preservatives? Gross.

[gunnels]

I'm more interested in what sort of fossilized topping is indented into the bun.
But yeah, ever see a stray fast food fry in your car in perfect condition, yet you can't remember the last time you had fast food? It's somewhat disturbing.

[Burning Down]

Originally Posted by gunnels

I'm more interested in what sort of fossilized topping is indented into the bun.

It was probably ketchup, many many moons ago.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by gunnels

I'm more interested in what sort of fossilized topping is indented into the bun.
But yeah, ever see a stray fast food fry in your car in perfect condition, yet you can't remember the last time you had fast food? It's somewhat disturbing.

I remember the days, pulling up to that fast food window at 2 am and ending up wearing about half the food. Months later discovering that I have a burrito wedged in my seat track and thats why i can't move my seat. Good times.

[gunnels]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

I remember the days, pulling up to that fast food window at 2 am and ending up wearing about half the food. Months later discovering that I have a burrito wedged in my seat track and thats why i can't move my seat. Good times.

What.

I....what?

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by gunnels

What.

I....what?
You never smelled it or anything?

It was actually my moms Bronco so i rarely used the truck. She apparently couldn;t smell it. She let me know when she found it though. She didn't even notice when i burned down one of the three trees we had in the backyard til five years later.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by gunnels

I'm more interested in what sort of fossilized topping is indented into the bun.

I think it's a pickle. They mentioned something about a pickle in the video.

[Sequoioideae]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

I think it's a pickle. They mentioned something about a pickle in the video.

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle it.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR.

And it didn't change appearance. Good god America what are we eating?

I don't know what you're eating, but personally, I'm not eating desiccated food.
Are you eating desiccated food? You do realize that when organic matter and its environment contains no moisture, bacteria cannot do its thing?

I'm surprised at you people. It's like you live in the 21st century and only watch Youtube and read Facebook posts about genetically modified corn and evil corporations selling you chemicals to eat. (You're not necessarily wrong, but still, there does exist a world of nature outside of what you watch on the internet)