The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

How do Chinese parents name their kids? Roll an empty soda can down a metal staircase.

How do black mothers name their kids? They use the most idiotic sounding word they can think of and then add a Q and an apostrophe.

[Chula Vista]

So ****ing typical of these holier than thou bible thumping Repugs.

Report: Murphy will not seek reelection - CNNPolitics

In response to an anti-abortion message on the congressman's Facebook account, the woman wrote: "And you have zero issue posting your pro-life stance all over the place when you had no issue asking me to abort our unborn child just last week."

[Zhanteimi]

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[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Mord

As for abortion and Repugs, I'm not sure why they object so much. Abortion is helping to thin the black herd.

I'm surprised they don't airdrop condoms into Harlem.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Imagine if the police put forward evidence this weak?

Then there is no doubt in my mind that you would eat it up as gospel.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

No, no, I got you. So the shooter was some sort of Manchurian Candidate, set up by these corporations to carry out the attack, giving them a 9/11-style excuse to push for these detectors to be installed and make a boatload of money? Yeah. Makes total sense.

I've heard more outlandish things that happened to be true.

One theory is that Paddock was actually an undercover FBI agent who has been facilitating illegal gun sales to terrorists in the U.S. He was in the hotel room for a weapons sale, hence all of the weapons. The "buyers" were actually also agents who were there to perpetrate the false flag shooting, unbeknownst to Paddock. Multiple men in ball caps and loose fittting clothing [to conceal their identities] were caught on camera entering his hotel room. Plus. he had been ordering room service for multiple people. They suicided him, perpetrated the shooting and left him to be the fall guy.

[Frownland]

Nah trust me, I'm pretty weary of circumstantial evidence and a misunderstanding of how the media works being presented as a sure verdict on all fronts. This is why I I'm saying things such as "ffs at least wait until there's a full investigation before you say it's dead wrong." I'm a legit skeptic, not a denialist like yourself.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Nah trust me, I'm pretty weary of circumstantial evidence and a misunderstanding of how the media works being presented as a sure verdict on all fronts. This is why I I'm saying things such as "ffs at least wait until there's a full investigation before you say it's dead wrong." I'm a legit skeptic, not a denialist like yourself.

Well, when "full investigations" inevitably yield bullshit results [ex: JFK, 9/11, Boston Marathon, Sandy Hook, etc.], then why even bother with them? I'm not in denial of anything.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Well, when "full investigations" inevitably yield bullshit results

This is why you are a denialist and not a skeptic: you dismiss the results on principle as opposed to anything scientific.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Frownland

This is why you are a denialist and not a skeptic: you dismiss the results on principle as opposed to anything scientific.

Not true. If the details pointed to a lone wolf shooter, I would believe it, regardless of what the official narrative said. They don't.