The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

[rubber soul]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I hope Roy Moore is innocent and prosecuted anyway. Let him die with a prison dick up his ass.

I don't think they can prosecute with the statue of limitations clause, and anyway, I think the age of consent in Alabama is something like eight.

[Psy-Fi]

Originally Posted by rubber soul

I don't think they can prosecute with the statue of limitations clause, and anyway, I think the age of consent in Alabama is something like eight.

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by rubber soul

I don't think they can prosecute with the statue of limitations clause, and anyway, I think the age of consent in Alabama is something like eight.

Alabama has no statute of limitations on the sexual assault of people younger than 16.

https://www.legalmatch.com/law-libra...ual-abuse.html

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

That's not news, trucks don't not hit kids every day.

fixed

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

If that was a school bus that truck should’ve been stopped and the driver was reckless. If it was a city bus good eye. Does Norway have green school buses?

He was driving fast but haven't these ****ing kids ever heard of either a) waiting till the goddam bus has moved off before crossing the road or b) stopping and ****ing checking before crossing? Guarantee some of them were looking at their ****ing phones while crossing. The one that was nearly a smear on the truck driver's grille doesn't even seem to realise what has happened. Fair play too to the other driver, who could have just froze and done nothing. Fast reflexes on both sides.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Suck my ass, Ms grammar

Grammar Nazis are always watching, always waiting.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

If Donald Jr. isn’t in jail in the next 24 hours this will be lost with the Comey firing.

And I know he won’t be.

No matter how in our faces the corruption is there’s never any justice.

Just us

Originally Posted by rubber soul

I don't think they can prosecute with the statue of limitations clause, and anyway, I think the age of consent in Alabama is something like eight.

That must be some mighty big sculpture!

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

He was driving fast but haven't these ****ing kids ever heard of either a) waiting till the goddam bus has moved off before crossing the road or b) stopping and ****ing checking before crossing? Guarantee some of them were looking at their ****ing phones while crossing. The one that was nearly a smear on the truck driver's grille doesn't even seem to realise what has happened. Fair play too to the other driver, who could have just froze and done nothing. Fast reflexes on both sides.

Have you ever met a child? They're not very intelligent, you see. This is why we have a ****load of safeguards to make sure that the little mother****ers don't get killed.

[Chula Vista]

I just want to see Roy Moore's political career destroyed. Dude's been a trainwreck in regards to the constitution for years.

[Chula Vista]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Have you ever met a child?

Has he ever even been a child?

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Have you ever met a child? They're not very intelligent, you see. This is why we have a ****load of safeguards to make sure that the little mother****ers don't get killed.

Depends on what age they are. From the time you're in school you're taught to look, listen, wait. Basic Green Cross Code, man. I agree the truck driver should have slowed down, but he was on the other side of the road.

Also, if Batty was in power you can guarantee that his road safety code would be "Close your eyes and run like ****, kids! It's FUN!"

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Depends on what age they are. From the time you're in school you're taught to look, listen, wait. Basic Green Cross Code, man. I agree the truck driver should have slowed down, but he was on the other side of the road.

Our curricula is repetitive ad nauseum because we can't smack simple ideas like don't die into those dumb bastards' brains. That kind of faith is naive. Plus those kids look about kindergarten aged.

[Trollheart]

Originally Posted by Frownland

Our curricula is repetitive ad nauseum because we can't smack simple ideas like don't die into those dumb bastards' brains. That kind of faith is naive. Plus those kids look about kindergarten aged.

Best to get them killed while they're young, yes?