The Wow I Can't Believe That News Story Thread

OccultHawk · 07-12-2018, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Meh. It looks like part of a golf course and it’s in Kentucky.

No lie, I wouldn’t want to live there either.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-12-2018, 04:19 PM

Watsky dove 40 feet into the crowd once.

**Frownland** · 07-12-2018, 04:25 PM

Del's fall. I think he fell about 6-8 feet.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 07-12-2018, 04:28 PM

ok 1. watching that fall is actually hilarious. feel bad for the guy but... lol

2. watsky has fans??? how do people listen to him and not cringe with every line

DwnWthVwls · 07-12-2018, 04:29 PM

Cause he has some good bars?

**Frownland** · 07-12-2018, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

ok 1. watching that fall is actually hilarious. feel bad for the guy but... lol

Same. Would make a good meme with the text floating over Del tbh.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 07-12-2018, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Cause he has some good bars?

give me 1 good bar with the caveat it can not be led into or followed up with one that’s so lame i’ll instantly forget about it

Trollheart · 07-12-2018, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

give me 1 good bar with the caveat it can not be led into or followed up with one that’s so lame i’ll instantly forget about it

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-12-2018, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

watsky has fans??? how do people listen to him and not cringe with every line

It's an acquired taste

~~[MERIT]~~ · 07-12-2018, 06:57 PM

[Intro]
Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag

[Chorus]
I thought Swag was dead way before this
I thought Swag had been buried in the forest
But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus
And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus
I thought Swag was dead way before this
I thought Swag had been buried in the forest
But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus
And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus

[Verse 1]
You're a Boss hog, you're a top dog
You're so slamming, that I would say you've got pogs
You're suave, swell, sick
In the sense of being ill, chill, slick

You're hip, You're a hit, You're the tits, You're it
If I were being rude then I would say you're the SSHSHHHHS--
Shimmy shimmy cocopuffs, You're so loco
You're so dope it's nuts. you're raw as an open cut

You're bold, you're golden, You're Funner
A stone cold stunner, A real mean mugger
You're colder than the other side of my pillow
Or hot as the underside of the cover in a Los Angeles summer

You're not dumb and dumber, You're smart and smarter
You're hard and harder You're Peter Parker
Right after the spider bite You're so dynamite
Brightest light A hypest hype

You're so zen, you're a ten, you're gem
Creme de la creme de la creme de la creme

[Spoken Interlude]
In 1860 Walt Whitman wrote "I cock my hat as I please" in his famous poem Leaves of Grass
In 2012 Just Bieber said "Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue
I don't know about me, but I know about you
So say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag

[Chorus]
I thought Swag was dead way before this
I thought Swag had been buried in the forest
But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus
And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus

[Verse 2]
Presence, essence, pizzazz, panache, dashing, flashy, brazen and brash
The verve, the nerve, the truth, the proof, the cash , the passion and class
Better than ever, cool as a cucumber, smoother than butter, a little bit smug
Hotter than a mug, eye of the Tiger, the heart of a lion, the look of thug;

Pick of the litter, the attitude, the cleanup hitter, the baddest dude;
Totally sure, full of allure, a raconteur, the poison and cure;
Gravitas, glamour, you're droppin' the hammer, a swashbuckling debonaire
A lister, with an X Factor, a capital G with the best hair

Dragon slayer, the franchise player, The king, the president, governor, mayor
You're rare, the opposite of square and pompous, You're shaped with flair like a rhombus
Confident, jaunty, awesomely saucy, You got more props than Ghandi
You got it on lock, rocks and moxie, you're rocking some brand new socksies

From city to city the grittiest kid, and he could be little bit cocky
But saying Swag is obnoxious
And if you be looking capture the confident way that I'm walking and talking there's options!
Just say he's got 'Watsky"

07-12-2018, 04:25 PM	#12863 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Del's fall. I think he fell about 6-8 feet. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-12-2018, 04:19 PM	#12862 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	*Watsky* dove 40 feet into the crowd once.

07-12-2018, 06:57 PM	#12870 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	[Intro] Swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag, swag [Chorus] I thought Swag was dead way before this I thought Swag had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus I thought Swag was dead way before this I thought Swag had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus [Verse 1] You're a Boss hog, you're a top dog You're so slamming, that I would say you've got pogs You're suave, swell, sick In the sense of being ill, chill, slick You're hip, You're a hit, You're the tits, You're it If I were being rude then I would say you're the SSHSHHHHS-- Shimmy shimmy cocopuffs, You're so loco You're so dope it's nuts. you're raw as an open cut You're bold, you're golden, You're Funner A stone cold stunner, A real mean mugger You're colder than the other side of my pillow Or hot as the underside of the cover in a Los Angeles summer You're not dumb and dumber, You're smart and smarter You're hard and harder You're Peter Parker Right after the spider bite You're so dynamite Brightest light A hypest hype You're so zen, you're a ten, you're gem Creme de la creme de la creme de la creme [Spoken Interlude] In 1860 Walt Whitman wrote "I cock my hat as I please" in his famous poem Leaves of Grass In 2012 Just Bieber said "Swag swag swag, on you Chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue I don't know about me, but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three, two, swag [Chorus] I thought Swag was dead way before this I thought Swag had been buried in the forest But then Bieber said Swag in a chorus And I went and bought a big fat thesaurus [Verse 2] Presence, essence, pizzazz, panache, dashing, flashy, brazen and brash The verve, the nerve, the truth, the proof, the cash , the passion and class Better than ever, cool as a cucumber, smoother than butter, a little bit smug Hotter than a mug, eye of the Tiger, the heart of a lion, the look of thug; Pick of the litter, the attitude, the cleanup hitter, the baddest dude; Totally sure, full of allure, a raconteur, the poison and cure; Gravitas, glamour, you're droppin' the hammer, a swashbuckling debonaire A lister, with an X Factor, a capital G with the best hair Dragon slayer, the franchise player, The king, the president, governor, mayor You're rare, the opposite of square and pompous, You're shaped with flair like a rhombus Confident, jaunty, awesomely saucy, You got more props than Ghandi You got it on lock, rocks and moxie, you're rocking some brand new socksies From city to city the grittiest kid, and he could be little bit cocky But saying Swag is obnoxious And if you be looking capture the confident way that I'm walking and talking there's options! Just say he's got 'Watsky"