The scariest ****ing thing you've ever seen.

**Frownland** · 02-06-2018, 05:15 PM

He trusted aliens. Once.

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You guys can misconstrue anything to the nth degree for your own amusement.

Looking in views =/= misconstruction

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Stay conscious my friends.

a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Oriphiel · 02-06-2018, 05:46 PM

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Remove sex from a relationship and 90% of women have nothing to offer to men.

GunmouthGrace · 02-06-2018, 05:52 PM

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~~[MERIT]~~ · 02-06-2018, 05:54 PM

**Frownland** · 02-06-2018, 05:57 PM

Why would someone who values honesty reference such a historically inaccurate movie?

OccultHawk · 02-06-2018, 06:44 PM

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You guys get off on arguing.

Huh?

I said I had the unfortunate experience of seeing my mom get beat up and then followed it up a few comments later with a standard code of never hitting a woman. Almost anyone would take that in the spirit it was intended, as a refusal to be an abuser, except for you, you decided to yabut it. Like I’m not taking it personal, it’s cool, you’re a cool guy, but you’re the one who stretched the conversation into an argument. Everyone else is like yeah that’s a good rule to live by cause you know where Bat and I are coming from having lived it so like yeah you’re the one who took something that’s pretty damn non-controversial and found some ridiculous way to make an argument out of it. I don’t care and I’m not trying to play the where’s your compassion poor me card. Like you know?

Plankton · 02-07-2018, 08:25 AM

Ok, scary shit...

When I was in the military, I watched a Warrant Officer with 2 weeks left until retirement get crushed with a forklift right in front of me. I served just before Desert Storm, so I was fortunate to not have to witness anything worse than that while doing my time.

I was homeless in a ghetto during a bad time in my life a long time ago. I was robbed a few times, beat up, dragged to the back of some projects to meet my death once, only to be saved by a policeman in a passing squad car. A couple of my friends have died in the same neighborhood. Shot, OD'ed, beat to death. That sort of thing.

When I was in prison, I witnessed a few beat downs. Some were within inches of where I was standing. When a GD or LK tells you to move over, it's probably in your best interest to comply so you're not caught up in the flurry of fists and boots to the skull of some poor misguided soul.

When I was a youngster my Dad would take us to the races. One time we were at a modified Sprint division race, the ones with the huge wings on top and open wheel type carts, when two of the open wheels connected and in an instant one of the cars was rolling end over end. Then the back axle came off, hurling through the air over me and landing in the stands about 20 feet to my right, killing 2 people.

Then, there's getting up on stage to perform in front of a large crowd. That's pretty ****ing scary.

Oriphiel · 02-07-2018, 08:38 AM

****

OccultHawk · 02-07-2018, 08:55 AM

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When I was in the military, I watched a Warrant Officer with 2 weeks left until retirement get crushed with a forklift right in front of me.

lol

Karma’s a Bitch

Plankton · 02-07-2018, 09:34 AM

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lol

Karma’s a Bitch

He was trying to show the newer troops he still had what it takes, coming with us down range and doing our job, just being one of the guys type of thing. We had worked all day loading MLRS's onto semi trailers and were heading back up in our forklifts in a single file convoy line, when I noticed he was veering off to the right a little on a wide paved road with drainage ditches on either side. He was preoccupied with a conversation he was having with someone who happened to come up next to him, inadvertently making him move over a bit. He saw that he was gonna dump into the ditch so he jumped, but he jumped right in the path the forklift was falling. It killed him instantly, pushing guts out through his mouth nose and eyes. Squish.

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Ok, scary shit... When I was in the military, I watched a Warrant Officer with 2 weeks left until retirement get crushed with a forklift right in front of me. I served just before Desert Storm, so I was fortunate to not have to witness anything worse than that while doing my time. I was homeless in a ghetto during a bad time in my life a long time ago. I was robbed a few times, beat up, dragged to the back of some projects to meet my death once, only to be saved by a policeman in a passing squad car. A couple of my friends have died in the same neighborhood. Shot, OD'ed, beat to death. That sort of thing. When I was in prison, I witnessed a few beat downs. Some were within inches of where I was standing. When a GD or LK tells you to move over, it's probably in your best interest to comply so you're not caught up in the flurry of fists and boots to the skull of some poor misguided soul. When I was a youngster my Dad would take us to the races. One time we were at a modified Sprint division race, the ones with the huge wings on top and open wheel type carts, when two of the open wheels connected and in an instant one of the cars was rolling end over end. Then the back axle came off, hurling through the air over me and landing in the stands about 20 feet to my right, killing 2 people. Then, there's getting up on stage to perform in front of a large crowd. That's pretty ****ing scary. __________________ See location...

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