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Old 05-19-2011, 12:07 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I don't even really know what the rapture is. I don't follow religions, I think it has to do with the world ending and me being sent to heaven or hell (hoorah for context clues!!). If this was a serious definite to happen, me and some friends would pregame for it and just watch it all happen
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:10 PM   #72 (permalink)
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What if Jesus loses the battle?
Naw, he's going to win. He's going to break out the window, and have Lucifer sucked into space. Because, Lucifer killed his father. But, right before, Lucifer will go "Jesus, Jesus, I am your father".
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:15 PM   #73 (permalink)
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How can someone who's given his whole plan away already to everyone on Earth lose?
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:47 PM   #77 (permalink)
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So the rapture is May 21st and the world is destroyed October 21st? Is this going to be a Fallout 3 type of deal for 5 months? If so, awesome.
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So the rapture is May 21st and the world is destroyed October 21st? Is this going to be a Fallout 3 type of deal for 5 months? If so, awesome.
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Old 05-19-2011, 03:56 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Naw, he's going to win. He's going to break out the window, and have Lucifer sucked into space. Because, Lucifer killed his father. But, right before, Lucifer will go "Jesus, Jesus, I am your father".
That's not even how it happened in Star Wars.
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Old 05-19-2011, 04:09 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Wasn't the world supposed to end a year from now?
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