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View Poll Results: is screwing animals ok?
yes 5 20.00%
no 12 48.00%
maybe 8 32.00%
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Old 09-03-2014, 05:51 AM   #101 (permalink)
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You know that these are animals, right?
So there is a fundamental difference between cock with wine and coq au vin...
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:31 AM   #102 (permalink)
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*felates cock waddle*
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"check yr fucking posable limbs privilege you ****s"
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:07 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Screw animals? Oh yeah, it's totally ok to sell a badger a convertible that you know is gonna clap out after about 50 miles. Fuckin' badgers, with their stripey faces! Screw 'em!
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Old 09-03-2014, 03:24 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Screw animals? Oh yeah, it's totally ok to sell a badger a convertible that you know is gonna clap out after about 50 miles. Fuckin' badgers, with their stripey faces! Screw 'em!
You're ****ing stupid.
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Old 09-03-2014, 07:12 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Think about it though: is this the sort of face you could resist tricking into investing in a Ponzi scheme?

Fucking badgers! Bankrupt 'em all, I says!
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Old 09-03-2014, 07:23 PM   #106 (permalink)
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That's why you love me!
Think about it though: is this the sort of face you could resist tricking into investing in a Ponzi scheme?

Fucking badgers! Bankrupt 'em all, I says!
I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention to what you were saying as I was too busy thinking about what that snout could do to my anus.
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Old 09-03-2014, 08:21 PM   #107 (permalink)
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So there is a fundamental difference between cock with wine and coq au vin...
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:16 PM   #108 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention to what you were saying as I was too busy thinking about what that snout could do to my anus.
Eh. It's O.K.
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Old 09-06-2014, 05:41 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Dude, if you own a dog then you're the alpha male, right? Does that mean that if you're a guy and your dog is a girl, that she's waiting for you to **** her?
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Dude, if you own a dog then you're the alpha male, right? Does that mean that if you're a guy and your dog is a girl, that she's waiting for you to **** her?
Yep. You got it exactly right.
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