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Old 07-25-2020, 01:55 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2020, 01:57 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Basically every sentence translates to I want to ****. It’s a biological imperative. There’s 2 billion years of nature behind it. Every thing either means let’s **** or I’m hungry.
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Old 07-25-2020, 01:57 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2020, 02:00 PM   #94 (permalink)
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Nope. I have a boyfriend translates into I like dick and I know you have one. I have a girlfriend means don’t you want to play switcheroo on our vaginas. They both also imply there’s something especially enticing about me I’m wanted and the possibility of a special naughty cheat session is suddenly in the air.
If you were anyone else I'd think you were being ironic.
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Old 07-25-2020, 02:04 PM   #95 (permalink)
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I think it's normal to wanna **** your shrink. Instead of hiring a real one I save money by masterbating to Dr Melfi scenes from The Sopranos.
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Old 07-25-2020, 02:05 PM   #96 (permalink)
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Oh look, a straight white male who thinks it's impossible for a woman to not be attracted to him since he views them as exclusively sexual beings. That's new.
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Old 07-25-2020, 02:07 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Oh look, a straight white male who thinks it's impossible for a woman to not be attracted to him since he views them as exclusively sexual beings. That's new.
What does being white have to do with it?
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Old 07-25-2020, 02:09 PM   #98 (permalink)
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It makes him a legit target for ridicule without fear of being assaulted in retaliation.
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Old 07-25-2020, 02:10 PM   #99 (permalink)
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Societal cues implying entitlement. Runs deep in the US (not that we have a monopoly on racism, don't forget who murdered Dolphy).
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Nope. I have a boyfriend translates into I like dick and I know you have one. I have a girlfriend means don’t you want to play switcheroo on our vaginas. They both also imply there’s something especially enticing about me I’m wanted and the possibility of a special naughty cheat session is suddenly in the air.
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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