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Old 05-30-2016, 04:03 PM   #251 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2016, 04:05 PM   #252 (permalink)
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Just for the record, I also am a Catholic convert. I was not raised Catholic. I am highly educated, with an IQ sufficient for Mensa. And yes, still devoutly Catholic.
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Old 05-30-2016, 04:07 PM   #253 (permalink)
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Old 05-30-2016, 04:26 PM   #254 (permalink)
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Just for the record, I also am a Catholic convert. I was not raised Catholic. I am highly educated, with an IQ sufficient for Mensa. And yes, still devoutly Catholic.
Do you believe Christ rose from the dead?

Because an IQ of 140 and an Ivy League doctorate can't wash the stupid out of that.
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Old 05-30-2016, 04:29 PM   #255 (permalink)
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Contrary to what many on this thread think, I would say it is precisely because of your high IQ that you're Catholic. Christianity is the most reasonable belief system one can follow. It satisfies the intellect, so the greater one's intellect is, the more one understands the truth of Catholicism.
There is a lot to learn about Catholicism but that's just knowledge, not intelligence. I don't think it has anything to do with intelligence, since there are really dumb atheists and genius Christians. Some people just lack the ability to see outside of their culture bubble.
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Old 05-30-2016, 04:43 PM   #256 (permalink)
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Catholicism is all about pedophilia. Little boys with erect adult penises in their anuses. And people saying I'm Catholic because I'm smart. And that's it. Catholic and pedophile are synonymous. The numbers are that strong.
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Old 05-30-2016, 04:45 PM   #257 (permalink)
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Thats a gross overstatement^. Not saying its not real and not sayinh they didnt cover **** up.But a blanket statement is completely wrong.
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Old 05-30-2016, 04:47 PM   #258 (permalink)
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Do you believe Christ rose from the dead?

Because an IQ of 140 and an Ivy League doctorate can't wash the stupid out of that.
Thats part of the religion.
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Old 05-30-2016, 04:55 PM   #259 (permalink)
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Jesus was in a coma because he was only crucified for a short while. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.

Everyone at the party was already super wasted and couldn't tell the difference between water and wine. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.

Shallow water. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.

Jesus gave two tuna to a couple thousand people to try to break a world record. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.

Placebo effect on the sick. Whoopedy doo it's a ****ing miracle.

People have mind to think Jesus was full of ****. Whoopedy doo it's ****ing logic.
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You been drinking^
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