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Exo 06-10-2017 10:41 PM

This is getting fucking exhausting.

Frownland 06-10-2017 10:43 PM

I remember when ****storms like this would happen once every couple of months on this forum maybe. Now it seems like crazy **** is going down every single day.

*looks at thread title*

Oh ****.

Exo 06-10-2017 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1844800)
I remember when ****storms like this would happen once every couple of months on this forum maybe. Now it seems like crazy **** is going down every single day.

*looks at thread title*

Oh ****.

I changed the thread title. Inspired by Trollheart.

Neapolitan 06-10-2017 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 1844758)
I have more business and technology-related experience here than anyone yet I still get lectured at by communists. 'Tis a sad state of affairs.

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1844776)

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Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 1844795)
I thought you were on my side bruhz. What the effffff1

I was hoping you could read between the lines. Who else would have the audacity to lecture someone with more business and technology-related experience than they do except for someone who exemplifies the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Frownland 06-10-2017 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1844801)
I changed the thread title. Inspired by Trollheart.

What the **** dude I'm changing it. You left off a quote mark.

And way to ruin my joke about the velocity of Trump's presidency, jerk.

Exo 06-10-2017 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1844803)
What the **** dude I'm changing it. You left off a quote mark.

Thanks babe. There wasn't enough character space to name it "Chula and Frown recreate Robert De Niro and Sharon Stone scenes from Casino".

Anteater 06-10-2017 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1844802)
I was hoping you could read between the lines. Who else would have the audacity to lecture someone with more business and technology-related experience than they do except for someone who exemplifies the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Elephantanor. :tramp:

I C A N R E A D B E T W E E N T H E L I N E S


OccultHawk 06-10-2017 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1844791)
Sure. But respect the boundary that I think you crossed too.

I don't give a **** but you couldn't possibly think ribbing a millennial for living with his mommy is on par with making fun a man's disabled son. If you want to be mean then own it but don't try to say that's tit for tat. That's shotgun to the cranium for a punch in the ribs.

bulbasaur 06-10-2017 10:54 PM

🤠🐎can we get these guys in the thread title

Frownland 06-10-2017 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1844808)
I don't give a **** but you couldn't possibly think ribbing a millennial for living with his mommy is on par with making fun a man's disabled son. If you want to be mean then own it but don't try to say that's tit for tat. That's shotgun to the cranium for a punch in the ribs.

Nah. I mean ja I was being mean but that was the tat for Chula's tit. Hopefully he knows where my tits are so that he doesn't get any more unwelcome tats. Uh...this is getting weird.

Also if I get a disabled son of my own does it become like the n word?

Exo 06-10-2017 10:59 PM

Fuck this. I'm getting high. Bye. Have fun.

OccultHawk 06-10-2017 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1844811)
Nah. I mean ja I was being mean but that was the tat for Chula's tit. Hopefully he knows where my tits are so that he doesn't get any more unwelcome tats. Uh...this is getting weird.

Also if I get a disabled son of my own does it become like the n word?

First you'd have to not only get laid, which is very unlikely, but you would have to actually **** and impregnate a woman cool enough to name her son ******. I doubt it.

Frownland 06-10-2017 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1844816)
First you'd have to not only get laid, which is very unlikely, but you would have to actually **** and impregnate a woman cool enough to name her son ******. I doubt it.

And it's not like I'd keep it anyways.

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1844815)
Fuck this. I'm getting high. Bye. Have fun.

Boxing and boob and body art analogy pun fusion is fun.

OccultHawk 06-10-2017 11:03 PM

Just get a three legged black dog.

elphenor 06-10-2017 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 1844758)
I have more business and technology-related experience here than anyone yet I still get lectured at by communists. 'Tis a sad state of affairs.

didn't need it said to know your expertise isn't in politics and economics however

Chula Vista 06-10-2017 11:07 PM

I've made the switch from caffiene diet coke and rum to diet orange soda (no caffiene) and rum.

****ing revalation.

Coke's stock is going to take a hit, but it's all abut me. :tramp::tramp::tramp:

Frownland 06-10-2017 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1844821)
I've made the switch from caffiene diet coke and rum to diet orange soda (no caffiene) and rum.

****ing revalation.

Coke's stock is going to take a hit, but it's all abut me. :tramp::tramp::tramp:

Good call, diet coke is blech. How do you feel about vodka? I do a diet fruit soda mix with it. The diet sodas get you drunker because of the way that your body processes the artificial sugars, which speeds up the rate that your body absorbs alcohol. Beats mainlining it for sure.

Neapolitan 06-10-2017 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1844821)
I've made the switch from caffiene diet coke and rum to diet orange soda (no caffiene) and rum.

****ing revalation.

Coke's stock is going to take a hit, but it's all abut me. :tramp::tramp::tramp:

Diet soda is bad for your veins/arteries, it hardens them - so I heard. You should switch to flavored seltzer water imo.

Frownland 06-10-2017 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1844825)
Diet soda is bad for your veins/arteries, it hardens them - so I heard. You should switch to flavored seltzer water imo.

Getting drunk is worth getting mommy blog diseases.

OccultHawk 06-10-2017 11:20 PM

Bourbon straight from the bottle nothing else ever unless I'm at a bar. Then it's neat scotch maybe with a Guinness back. You two sound like ****ing fruit loops. Diet cola or fruit Faygo? Christ. Get a room.

Neapolitan 06-10-2017 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1844821)
I've made the switch from caffiene diet coke and rum to diet orange soda (no caffiene) and rum.

****ing revalation.

Coke's stock is going to take a hit, but it's all abut me. :tramp::tramp::tramp:

R.E.M. - Orange Crush (aka orange soda)

Frownland 06-10-2017 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1844827)
Bourbon straight from the bottle nothing else ever unless I'm at a bar. Then it's neat scotch maybe with a Guinness back. You two sound like ****ing fruit loops. Diet cola or fruit Faygo? Christ. Get a room.

I love me some Wild Turkey and good scotch is the best that alcohol has to offer. Still, vodka is cheap and mixed drinks help cheap vodka go down more easily. I can make a mean bull**** drink with pretty much any liquor.

And **** guiness in its muddy but way too light for a stout ass hole.

Anteater 06-10-2017 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1844820)
didn't need it said to know your expertise isn't in politics and economics however

Unless you've got a Masters I dunno how you beat me in those areas either. Other than your personal opinion of course.

Chula Vista 06-10-2017 11:59 PM

I had blood work done a few weeks back and my numbers were surprisingly normal. I'll stick with the status quo.

Not a fan of vodka. If I'm out and drinking it's Tanqueray and tonic with lime.

Frownland 06-11-2017 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1844789)
Lol nah. You ever seen Peep Show?


I just watched this because I'm always down for an episode of Peep Show and realized that it was the episode below that I was referring to. Damned misleading titles.


Lisnaholic 06-11-2017 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1844799)
This is getting fucking exhausting.

^ But it makes quite compulsive reading too because they do it so well. It's a slug-fest in which they seem pretty evenly matched in terms of stamina. I think I keep reading because I can't quite work out to what extent they are genuinely angry with each other or are just enjoying the cut-and-thrust of battle.

The Batlord 06-11-2017 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1844762)
Yeah but what I'm saying is that if a chick says she's studying psychology there's a good chance she's stupid enough to **** me with no rubber.

This is why I voted for you over TH. On its own this is a slightly humorous statement, but in the context of the conversation it's a nice bait-and-switch I wasn't even expecting but now feel that I should have. A-

The Batlord 06-11-2017 09:21 AM

Okay, hold on...

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1844790)
Insult me all day long.

You can take the Southie wannabe out of Boston, but his mother was a dyke.

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Use my wife to insult me.
I'm sure all I need is to hide a tape recorder in your kitchen and she'd do all the work for me along with a toaster to the head she wishes you'd take a bath with so she can collect on your life insurance policy.

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Use my career to insult me.
A career usually has a future. I mean you're probably gonna fall dead of a heart attack in the next year or so, so it really doesn't matter, but still.

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Use my guitar playing to insult me.
Why would I even bother insulting something almost half a century out of date? It's like pushing an old lady at a hospice down the stairs.

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Use my looks,
I would, but it's hard to make out your face due to the tomato red, alcoholic glow coming from your cheeks, nose, and forehead.

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my spelling skills, my bad syntax,
I just had to look at the end of the sentence to get some ammo.

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my age, my physical disabilities, all you want.
What the **** is going on with that last comma, bro? You weren't including "all you want" in the list, and yet you don't appear aware of this.

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my age, my physical disabilities,
I wonder if there's a correlation between how old and decrepit you get and how much classic rock dick you suck from your long dead glory years. Dear god I hope in thirty years that I'm not telling kids about how Kerry King and Jeff Hanneman made the sickest thrash solos ever and nobody was doing that back then and all that **** they're listening to now wouldn't exist without Slayer even hip hop.

Chula Vista 06-11-2017 09:48 AM

:rofl::rofl::clap::clap:

Wpnfire 06-11-2017 12:08 PM

Battle of the experts is boring television.

Chula Vista 06-11-2017 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1844893)
^ But it makes quite compulsive reading too because they do it so well. It's a slug-fest in which they seem pretty evenly matched in terms of stamina. I think I keep reading because I can't quite work out to what extent they are genuinely angry with each other or are just enjoying the cut-and-thrust of battle.

It's all cut-and-thrust. Although, if we ever met up face to face for lunch, he'd have to eat his burger and drink his beers with wads of tissue stuffed up his nostrils.

:tramp::tramp::tramp:

djchameleon 06-11-2017 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wpnfire (Post 1844948)
Battle of the psych 101 pretending to be book smart vs real world experience in one specific case is boring television.

Ftfy

The Batlord 06-11-2017 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1844952)
It's all cut-and-thrust. Although, if we ever met up face to face for lunch, he'd have to eat his burger and drink his beers with wads of tissue stuffed up his nostrils.

:tramp::tramp::tramp:

So Chula is as butthurt as we all imagine.

Chula Vista 06-11-2017 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1844962)
So Chula is as butthurt as we all imagine.

Yup. I basically hate the ****er.

The Batlord 06-11-2017 01:22 PM

$10 says is if they ever met they'd be making dirty shadow puppets while trashed.

Frownland 06-11-2017 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1844965)
Yup. I basically hate the ****er.

I bet if you heard me say my posts with inflections and stuff instead of just reading them you'd probably be in stitches.

Chula Vista 06-11-2017 01:41 PM

Nah.

My first urge would be to punch you in the face.

Nothing personal.

Frownland 06-11-2017 01:45 PM

Exactly. I read your responses sometimes and am legitimately surprised at how you can continually top how far off your interpretation of my posts are. I gather that you're a pretty socially oriented person, so the human element would change a lot.

Chula Vista 06-11-2017 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1844971)
Nah.

My first urge would be to punch you in the face.

Nothing personal.

.

Frownland 06-11-2017 01:48 PM

I'd like to see you try to reach it shorty. You might have to settle for my knees. Better bring some stilts.


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