someone stop him from breathing

Trump doesn't have to breathe. He's so tough, he tells the air where to go and it enters his lungs without any effort from him.

Why are you trying to turn Trump in Chuck Norris?

I hereby move that Trump memes be banned from this thread since Trump didn't make them himself.

Trump should be the only one allowed to post in this thread.

That would make this thread actually worth reading and not just trolling.

I dare you to link it to his Twitter account.

That would require me to remember my Twitter password and Twitter account name. Srsly I don't even remember if I used my real name.

Srsly, you want the Sandman books or not?

If I could get him to slam my music I'd be set for life.