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OccultHawk 06-11-2017 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1845071)
If he tried anything I'd just shove him to the ground and get a buddy to hold him down while I tear out his catheter. That's how us pacifists handle this kind of situation.

You would suck the juice out of his son's catheter? That's sweet!

Frownland 06-11-2017 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1845087)
You would suck the juice out of his son's catheter? That's sweet!

No I would tear Chula's out, which would rip open the end of his dick. Haven't you ever been to a hospital?

OccultHawk 06-11-2017 10:15 PM

Chula!!!! He's threatening your child!!!!

A line has been crossed.

Fight fire gut fight for this game just for you guys and the queen

Frownland 06-11-2017 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1845092)
Chula!!!! He's threatening your child!!!!

A line has been crossed.

Fight fire gut fight for this game just for you guys and the queen

I think it's too late to keep Chula from having any future children by maiming his manhood.

OccultHawk 06-11-2017 10:26 PM

I'd probably suck your dick

Chula Vista 06-11-2017 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1845095)
I think it's too late to keep Chula from having any future children by maiming his manhood.

Got snipped 3 months after Mike was born. I was one of the 1 in 10 where it's an unpleasant experience. The right side went well. The left side? Not so much.

Funny story: My best friend at the time took me out to lunch before the procedure and bought me a few shots of tequilla. He also bought me a fifth for afterwards.

Got home in massive pain and started icing and drinking. Linda had taken the kids and stayed at a friends so I could be miserable in private.

At one point the drunk factor got to the point where I was abougt to puke so I just laid down on the living room rug, with a bag of ice between my legs, and passed out.

Came to hours later with this warm bag of water stuck to my inner thighs and the worst headache you can imagine.

A day later Linda came home and modeled the hot pink bikini she'd just bought. Raise your hand if you've had sex with stitches in your scrotum. :D

Lisnaholic 06-12-2017 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1845071)
If he tried anything I'd just shove him to the ground and get a buddy to hold him down while I tear out his catheter. That's how us pacifists handle this kind of situation.

^ Oooh! Below the belt, in both senses.

Trollheart 06-12-2017 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1845092)
Chula!!!! He's threatening your child!!!!

A line has been crossed.

Fight fire gut fight for this game just for you guys and the queen

What does this mean? Seriously: it makes no sense to me.

OccultHawk 06-12-2017 09:08 AM

It's a Smiths reference to the fights between Morrissey and Johnny Marr

Trollheart 06-12-2017 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1845197)
It's a Smiths reference to the fights between Morrissey and Johnny Marr

Oh. Okay. Thanks.


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