The weather

The Batlord · 09-11-2018, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

The Carolinas have been bad

But God is sending Florence to punish them

I guess they're gonna have a night in gale.

Plankton · 09-11-2018, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

I guess they're gonna have a night in gale.

That's when the brown eye of the storm turns blue.

OccultHawk · 09-11-2018, 12:17 PM

It’s still cracking 90 plus every ****ing day

Can’t someone do a gofundme to get me into a cooler climate

The Batlord · 09-11-2018, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

It’s still cracking 90 plus every ****ing day

Can’t someone do a gofundme to get me into a cooler climate

Why do people who hate living in the deep south continue to live in the deep south? It's even people who are willing to move to other places who do this. You, elph, Chio, you all just stay there and bitch about the heat and conservatives and still you don't leave.

OccultHawk · 09-11-2018, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

Why do people who hate living in the deep south continue to live in the deep south? It's even people who are willing to move to other places who do this. You, elph, Chio, you all just stay there and bitch about the heat and conservatives and still you don't leave.

I’m really and truly financially trapped. I used to move around when I was young but I’m like really ****ed for real this time. Stucked and f ucked.

Chio doesn’t complain about the heat FYI

I’m afraid my dog would die man - I can’t gather the cash or figure out a plan -

And the better places are like locked down with absurd prices

It’s like an invisible economic WALL constructed by LIBERALS to keep me out of anywhere worth going to

I’ve been rejected bro

The Batlord · 09-11-2018, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I’m really and truly financially trapped. I used to move around when I was young but I’m like really ****ed for real this time. Stucked and f ucked.

Chio doesn’t complain about the heat FYI

I’m afraid my dog would die man - I can’t gather the cash or figure out a plan -

And the better places are like locked down with absurd prices

It’s like an invisible economic WALL constructed by LIBERALS to keep me out of anywhere worth going to

I’ve been rejected bro

Hey, man, move to VA and we'll get an apartment and live in **** and bitch about it together. Not even joking. I'm willing. Finding a roommate who I would want to even look at would be like pulling teeth.

The Batlord · 09-11-2018, 01:04 PM

Oh and since I live in VA you might not hear from me for a while when Florence hits. I don't know how hard this will hit us but I live in southern VA so I imagine I'll at least get some ****. I might want to get some serious video gaming in in the next few days cause I don't know if I'll have power after. At the very least I might get in some good gas lamp light reading done in 90 degree, 500% humidity weather after the fact. Last time we lost power it was a few days of that and it made me lose all respect for incandescent light cause actual fire light is so much more awesome. And chilling on your porch when the winds are turning the trees horizontal but close to the ground it's at least reasonable is one of the more meditative ways to spend a day.

The Batlord · 09-11-2018, 01:37 PM

This is me btw. Having not seen a post from Ori in a while and knowing he's a Virginian I'm curious if he's been evacuated. There are areas around me that have had mandatory evacuations but not mine. I'm going to work tomorrow on my day off because the person who'd be working my shift got evacuated. Should be some tasty slow days.

OccultHawk · 09-11-2018, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

Hey, man, move to VA and we'll get an apartment and live in **** and bitch about it together. Not even joking. I'm willing. Finding a roommate who I would want to even look at would be like pulling teeth.

The Hawk and The Bat in the same nest

The Batlord · 09-11-2018, 01:52 PM

Hey, man, I'm legit willing to get a place. I need to get out of my mother's house but the idea of getting a roommate and having to live with them and knowing they'll almost certainly be someone I don't even want to be around doesn't make it any easier. I know I'm drunk but if you just so happen to be willing to move a few hundred miles I'll be willing to take a look at affordable apartments.

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