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Old 09-07-2017, 09:04 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Sigh. Re-read the post people. You missed the joke. DJ misspelled "martial" and made it "marital". Do I have to do all your work for you?
Yes. I missed the misspelling mistake and consequently I missed out on joke. Darnit !!!! I bet your joke would had me rolling on the floor with uncontrollable laughter ... if it wasn't for my dyslexia.
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Old 09-07-2017, 10:14 AM   #42 (permalink)
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If you texted more people that were consistently misspelling things your brain would just automatically fix it to what it is supposed to be and keep on trucking.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 09-07-2017, 10:20 AM   #43 (permalink)
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If you texted more people that were consistently misspelling things your brain would just automatically fix it to what it is supposed to be and keep on trucking.
Wrong. That only makes it worse and those people think I'm a dick while I'm over here thinking I'm hysterical because I am. Find something more important to crusade against than ****ing grammar jokes, DJ.
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Old 09-07-2017, 10:46 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Jokes about typos will forever remain lame. So, no time to pay attention to those.
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Old 09-07-2017, 12:50 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2017, 12:57 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 09-07-2017, 02:46 PM   #47 (permalink)
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If you texted more people that were consistently misspelling things your brain would just automatically fix it to what it is supposed to be and keep on trucking.
Here's a suggestion: why don't you go and have the operation to have that stick removed from your ass? It was just a joke, and, if I say so myself, not a really bad one. You seem to have a very poor sense of humour, at least when you're the butt of the joke. Lighten up, guy. (I bet real chameleons are a lot more fun...)
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Old 09-07-2017, 02:58 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Here's a suggestion: why don't you go and have the operation to have that stick removed from your ass? It was just a joke, and, if I say so myself, not a really bad one. You seem to have a very poor sense of humour, at least when you're the butt of the joke. Lighten up, guy. (I bet real chameleons are a lot more fun...)
Nah, I just don't like your humor and real chameleons are pretty high strung actually. So no surgery necessary. Come up with better material.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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I thought the contrast between marital and martial was quite funny.
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Old 09-07-2017, 03:12 PM   #50 (permalink)
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I thought the contrast between marital and martial was quite funny.
Thanks man. Glad someone here appreciated it.
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