The Crom Thread

Oriphiel · 05-26-2016, 05:31 AM

Crom is Strength. Crom is Honor. There are many so-called "deities" carving up the metaphysical real estate these days, but they are all but mewling babes compared to Crom, who is clearly of a superior stock. Crom effortlessly suplexes such lesser gods and godesses, revealing their inadequacies as they crash to the ground.

Does your god have Strength? Does your god have Honor? Does your god help you to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women? If not, consider switching over to Crom. For more information, solve the riddle of steel.

Zhanteimi · 05-26-2016, 05:34 AM

"Crom!" You gotta say it from the back of your throat, both guttural and strong.

Kill your enemies.
Take their stuff.
Enjoy their women.

The Batlord · 05-26-2016, 11:24 AM

Key · 05-26-2016, 11:28 AM

Death to all infidels.

Oriphiel · 05-26-2016, 12:19 PM

^ These users are all dripping with true Honor. Crom is pleased.

Plankton · 05-26-2016, 12:30 PM

lol@

The Batlord · 05-26-2016, 12:37 PM

Plankton · 05-26-2016, 12:40 PM

Plankton · 05-26-2016, 09:49 PM

*cough*

yup

Oriphiel · 05-27-2016, 04:51 AM

05-26-2016, 05:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	The Crom Thread Crom is Strength. Crom is Honor. There are many so-called "deities" carving up the metaphysical real estate these days, but they are all but mewling babes compared to Crom, who is clearly of a superior stock. Crom effortlessly suplexes such lesser gods and godesses, revealing their inadequacies as they crash to the ground. Does your god have Strength? Does your god have Honor? Does your god help you to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women? If not, consider switching over to Crom. For more information, solve the riddle of steel. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

05-26-2016, 12:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	^ These users are all dripping with true Honor. Crom is pleased. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

05-26-2016, 12:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	lol@ __________________ See location...

05-26-2016, 12:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	__________________ See location...

05-26-2016, 09:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	cough yup __________________ See location...

05-26-2016, 05:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,874	"Crom!" You gotta say it from the back of your throat, both guttural and strong. Kill your enemies. Take their stuff. Enjoy their women.

05-26-2016, 11:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Death to all infidels.

05-27-2016, 04:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	__________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------