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Old 04-14-2018, 07:23 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2018, 07:29 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2018, 07:32 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2018, 07:39 PM   #44 (permalink)
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That's violence towards self. So I guess we solved it, violence is always the answer if it's towards yourself. Thread closed.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 04-14-2018, 07:44 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2018, 07:47 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Why'd they do it in the sink? Like, who cares about the mess, you don't have to clean it, it's somebody else's problem.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 04-14-2018, 07:49 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I made a little timeline for the life of this crazy person Lucem depicted.

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Your teacher gives you a math problem that you struggle with? Stab them in the crotch until their clothes are soaked with blood then tear out their eyes with a pen then staple them to the chalk board.
Safe to say the guy couldn't graduate from school after this and in fact went straight to prison but he got his GED there.

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Your boss asks you to stay late? Slam their ****ing head against the wall until it's reduced to pulp.
Then he fckd up the one job he could get after prison.

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Your spouse keeps nagging you about the dishes? Bend the bitch over and rape them in the ass and pull their head back by the hair while you shove a hot curling iron down their ****ing throat.
And ofc with those anger issues his marriage was inevitable gonna end so his wife divorced him and took the kids, the house, everything, and that's how he ended up here.

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Now, will any of these solve your problems? Idk probably, but they are options. But the only true solution for any problem is suicide.
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Old 04-14-2018, 07:51 PM   #48 (permalink)
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Why'd they do it in the sink? Like, who cares about the mess, you don't have to clean it, it's somebody else's problem.
Flushing the open wounds (held below the heart) with warm water helps the blood drain faster.
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Old 04-14-2018, 07:53 PM   #49 (permalink)
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That is the most beautiful story I've ever heard and I hope you know that I own at least 50% of the rights to that story.
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Old 04-14-2018, 09:15 PM   #50 (permalink)
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You cant staple things to a chalk board.
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