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Old 03-27-2020, 02:51 PM   #1001 (permalink)
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I guess when you own the business it's different

I had to run off some customers from the shelter and all I literally said to them was "closed."
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-27-2020, 03:02 PM   #1002 (permalink)
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Trump just signed the bill. Best POTUS of all time?
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Old 03-27-2020, 03:05 PM   #1003 (permalink)
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Just had a guy come up to the door, walk in, I said "sorry we're closed" and he asked why we were closed. I told him because we're mandated to be closed. He asked why. I said because of the virus. He asked me what virus. I legitimately asked him if he really didn't know what I was talking about and he said "OH! You mean that flu that's been going around? I don't understand the big deal."

I politely told him he needed to leave the store and to please read about what is going on and he told me I was overreacting. I said I respectfully disagree and to come back when the signs on the store saying we're closed are gone.

I then disinfected the door handle. Who are these people?
Some thick cunts go into your shop don't they.

Keep these stories coming. They cheer me up a bit.
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Old 03-27-2020, 03:42 PM   #1004 (permalink)
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Some thick cunts go into your shop don't they.

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They'll be few and far between now that we're closed but I live in New Jersey so there's plenty to still happen.
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Old 03-27-2020, 03:53 PM   #1005 (permalink)
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Just had a guy come up to the door, walk in, I said "sorry we're closed" and he asked why we were closed. I told him because we're mandated to be closed. He asked why. I said because of the virus. He asked me what virus. I legitimately asked him if he really didn't know what I was talking about and he said "OH! You mean that flu that's been going around? I don't understand the big deal."

I politely told him he needed to leave the store and to please read about what is going on and he told me I was overreacting. I said I respectfully disagree and to come back when the signs on the store saying we're closed are gone.

I then disinfected the door handle. Who are these people?
I have to wonder if these people have ever even had the real flu. Its ****ing insane. You practically die for a week. And many actually literally die
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Old 03-27-2020, 04:08 PM   #1006 (permalink)
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Old 03-27-2020, 05:01 PM   #1008 (permalink)
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Black people were singing gospel out on the street I live on about a block down from my house amplified and ****. I opened the door and heard like five sirens coming and closed my door and decided to forget about it. I heard they’re having big prayer sessions at flagpoles. I think the police are breaking it up and ****. The news said several police are being quarantined. I know a lot of people here think prayer is the answer. More responsible ministers are closing church and trying give their sermons online.
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Old 03-27-2020, 05:05 PM   #1009 (permalink)
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Good idea. Quarantine the faithful.
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Old 03-27-2020, 06:35 PM   #1010 (permalink)
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