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Old 12-21-2020, 07:57 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Welcome to Texas, Elon Musk. You Don’t Have to Move to Austin.

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Does Musk really want to become the go-to embodiment of Austin’s favorite bogeyman, the Californian who shows up and ruins everything cool and authentic?
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In terms of tech hype, Houston isn’t Austin, but it does check an awful lot of boxes for Musk. Also, if he spends much time on Twitter—and we know he does—Musk might be aware that there is a robust argument among Texans on the platform about whether Austin has “jumped the shark” and been supplanted by Houston for the title of coolest city in Texas.
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Old 12-21-2020, 01:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What kind of ****ing name is Elon anyway???
It's Hebrew for oak tree. Dair would be an Irish equivalent.
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Old 12-21-2020, 02:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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It's Hebrew for oak tree. Dair would be an Irish equivalent.
What kind of a ****ing name is Dair???
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Old 12-21-2020, 03:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I think I could make a fortune selling oak tree musk as an essential oil.
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Old 12-21-2020, 08:26 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Please move to Austin.

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But seriously, that Elon Musk retard can choke on a retard's dick and die making gagging noises on it like a retard choking on it's own saliva.
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Old 12-23-2020, 04:40 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Grimes is pretty hot so come on down to texas musk just cus of grimes

she seems the type who i could really see just hanging around town casually
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Old 12-23-2020, 06:38 PM   #17 (permalink)
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it's hard to even listen to Grimes knowing she's got that Musk on her
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Old 12-23-2020, 06:44 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I heard there was this huge live tweeting fight where Grimes claimed to be hiding in the bathroom from an abusive Elon. They are the embodiment of the coke fueled toxic couple that real Texans would be proud of.
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