Rate the person above you's problematic disfunctions. (blues, quote)

DontRunMeOver · 06-26-2006, 05:14 PM

9/10. I can see that having been a big problem.

When I was a kid I used to think my mum should be able to understand me either telepathically, or by the tone of my voice alone... so I would stare at her for a while to try to communicate the message and if (or rather, when) this didn't work, I'd cover my mouth with my hand and make a noise with the appropriate pitch and rhythm to get the message across.

When this didn't work I'd eventually talk to her normally, but by this point I was pretty peeved at her inability to understand even the most basic telepathic instructions. This happened A LOT.

EDIT: Right-Track, that's not me. That's the captain... (the captain is a one-eyed dwarf, he's throwing dice along the wharfe).

right-track · 06-26-2006, 05:18 PM

"peep, wee, laa laa!" = 10/10.

^

ahh yes...the captain.

adidasss · 06-26-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

9/10. I can see that having been a big problem.

When I was a kid I used to think my mum should be able to understand me either telepathically, or by the tone of my voice alone... so I would stare at her for a while to try to communicate the message and if (or rather, when) this didn't work, I'd cover my mouth with my hand and make a noise with the appropriate pitch and rhythm to get the message across.

When this didn't work I'd eventually talk to her normally, but by this point I was pretty peeved at her inability to understand even the most basic telepathic instructions. This happened A LOT.

EDIT: Right-Track, that's not me. That's the captain... (the captain is a one-eyed dwarf, he's throwing dice along the wharfe).

ok...you're officially a legend....

wanna have sex? i'm easy....

DontRunMeOver · 06-26-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

wanna have sex? i'm easy....

As opposed to hard?

Not tonight darling, I'm tired...

adidasss · 06-26-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

As opposed to hard?

Not tonight darling, I'm tired...

.....so it's me and my left hand tonight.....again.....

*masturbates halfheartedly*

right-track · 06-26-2006, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

*masturbates halfheartedly*

10/10. ^

Merkaba · 06-26-2006, 05:49 PM

Is that 10/10 for being lefthanded

MURDER JUNKIE · 06-27-2006, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

someone back me up on this!

We've had this discussion, and I back you up 100%

However I did wear flip flops to a restaurant today because I was too tired (lazy) to bend over and slip my shoes on, be careful Marijan I'm moving in on your category of laziness

TrampInaTux · 06-27-2006, 02:23 AM

Apparently when you masturbate with your left hand it feels like someone else does it.

The person that made up that little myth has obviously never been wanked off.

Raine · 06-29-2006, 10:54 AM

Um . . I guess you have no problems. Congratulations on that.

At any rate. One of my problems at the moment is that i can't feel my body fromt he waist down and I think I still have a slight hang over from last night.
Which makes me a klutz at the moment. (I walked into the same wall twice earlier)

06-26-2006, 05:49 PM	#87 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	Is that 10/10 for being lefthanded __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

06-29-2006, 10:54 AM	#90 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	Um . . I guess you have no problems. Congratulations on that. At any rate. One of my problems at the moment is that i can't feel my body fromt he waist down and I think I still have a slight hang over from last night. Which makes me a klutz at the moment. (I walked into the same wall twice earlier) __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

06-26-2006, 05:18 PM	#82 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	"peep, wee, laa laa!" = 10/10. ^ ahh yes...the captain.

06-27-2006, 02:23 AM	#89 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Apparently when you masturbate with your left hand it feels like someone else does it. The person that made up that little myth has obviously never been wanked off.