Dad Jokes

Lisnaholic · 08-04-2020, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

The other day I saw an ad for a radio that read: "Radio stuck on full volume for $2".

I thought to myself: "I can't turn that down".

Good one, plankton!

Here is that rare thing, a joke I thought of all by myself:

Q: How do evangelicals with speech impediments communicate with each other?
A: By faithbook

Plankton · 08-04-2020, 07:38 AM

Nice one.

I hear they make their holy water by boiling the hell out of it.

Lisnaholic · 08-04-2020, 07:47 AM

LOL !

The only religious joke I can remember from my days in the playground of a Catholic school:
Q: What sexual pleasures can a priest enjoy?
A: Nun

Plankton · 08-04-2020, 07:55 AM

That's also a meal for a vegan priest.

SGR · 08-04-2020, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

That's also a meal for a vegan priest.

Plankton · 09-18-2020, 09:23 AM

musicsnailshell · 10-22-2020, 12:20 PM

What's green and hair any goes up and down? A gooseberry in a lift.

What do you call a donkey with three legs? Wonky.

What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye? Winky wonky

What do you can a donkey with three legs and one eye that smells? Stinky winky wonky

Bear walked into a bar and said ".....a pint please".
"Sure," said the barrman, "but why the big pause?"

ribbons · 10-22-2020, 01:15 PM

Here's one my godmother told me.

Q: Why don't Southern women like group sex?
A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.

Plankton · 10-22-2020, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ribbons

Here's one my godmother told me.

Q: Why don't Canadian women like group sex?
A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.

ftfy

ribbons · 10-22-2020, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

ftfy

Dear Plankton,

Thank you for taking the time to fix my post. It's encouraging to know that orgiastic Canadian women would likewise express their appreciation.

Sincerely,
ribbons

08-04-2020, 07:38 AM	#442 (permalink)
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Lisnaholic ...here to hear... Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: He lives on Love Street Posts: 4,444	LOL ! The only religious joke I can remember from my days in the playground of a Catholic school: Q: What sexual pleasures can a priest enjoy? A: Nun __________________ "Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

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Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	That's also a meal for a vegan priest. __________________ See location...

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10-22-2020, 12:20 PM	#447 (permalink)
musicsnailshell Groupie Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 4	What's green and hair any goes up and down? A gooseberry in a lift. What do you call a donkey with three legs? Wonky. What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye? Winky wonky What do you can a donkey with three legs and one eye that smells? Stinky winky wonky Bear walked into a bar and said ".....a pint please". "Sure," said the barrman, "but why the big pause?" Last edited by Marie Monday; 10-22-2020 at 12:34 PM.

10-22-2020, 01:15 PM	#448 (permalink)
ribbons Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,265	Here's one my godmother told me. Q: Why don't Southern women like group sex? A: Too many Thank You notes to write out afterward.