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Old 01-04-2015, 06:29 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Maybe Florida is a bit strange...
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Old 01-04-2015, 07:48 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Nah. I've lived in both Florida and California and currently live close to New York. Florida is by far the craziest.
Funny enough, those are the top three states for Canadian immigration. Coincidence?
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Old 01-04-2015, 12:58 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Florida Man, age 60, impregnates 12 year old girl
Florida Man breaks into hospital, sexually harasses a patient and throws coffee on a police officer
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Old 01-04-2015, 01:11 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 01-04-2015, 01:43 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Why would anyone worry about a middle aged man spending a lot of alone time with a budding adolescent girl he's not related to? What could go wrong? Step-fathers are the new real fathers.
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:23 PM   #26 (permalink)
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hey, if muhammad can do it...

*waits for roxy*
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Old 01-04-2015, 04:25 PM   #27 (permalink)
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hey, if muhammad can do it...

*waits for roxy*
Ugh. You haven't the slightest understanding. Bye.
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Old 01-04-2015, 05:55 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Muhammad impregnated a 12yo? What?
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Old 01-04-2015, 06:27 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Muhammad impregnated a 12yo? What?
I'm sure most twelve-year-olds were pregnant back then.
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What a sicko
they should just take that guy out back and put a bullet in his brain.
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