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Good to see you drop in here!

Dragnet. I never saw the TV series, but the movie was awesome.

There are two movies based on the series. The first one was released in 1954 and was more like a typical episode from the TV show. The second movie was released in 1987 and was a parody of the series. I like both but I'm partial to the the original.

Don't forget yer goat leggings.

Thanks for the reminder Pep.

I wasn't aware of that. I only knew the Dan Ackroyd/Tom Hanks movie.

I love a good monologue (although I guess technically this is a dialogue):

Wake: Yer fond of me lobster aint’ ye? I seen it -- yer fond of me lobster! Say it! Say it. Say it!

Winslow: I don’t have to say nothin’.

Wake: Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

Winslow: Alright, have it your way. I like your cookin’.

Shooter McGavin - I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.

Happy Gilmore - You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?

"You'd rather jack off a mountain lion with a fist full of cockle burrs than mess with that guy cause he's slicker n two eels ****in in a bucket a snot, so you might as well toss the silver down the well and move in with the chickens."

- Probably Somebody Somewhere at Some Point

"Next week on Moments of Wonder I'll be asking, "Why do we cry, when it's the onions that are getting hurt?" - Philomena Cunk

^ Haha, that's funny, Lisna. I've never heard of Philomena, but looked her up and think I'd like to see Cunk on Earth sometime.