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Old 10-05-2015, 09:48 AM   #321 (permalink)
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I'll make sure she does as soon as she wakes up.
He's at school right now, possibly getting wedgied.
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Old 10-05-2015, 09:53 AM   #322 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2015, 11:43 AM   #323 (permalink)
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He's at school right now, possibly getting wedgied.
He's probably at school bragging about how he belongs to a music forum filled with adults not any smarter than a fifth grader. :/
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Old 10-05-2015, 02:35 PM   #324 (permalink)
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Nice try, guys, but it was a PD day.
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Old 10-05-2015, 02:39 PM   #325 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2015, 03:09 PM   #326 (permalink)
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I bet Pet_Sounds doesn't cover his recommended daily income of protein.

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Old 10-05-2015, 03:18 PM   #327 (permalink)
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I bet Pet_Sounds doesn't cover his recommended daily income of protein.

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Could you add some lewd suggestion as how to increase said intake?
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Old 10-05-2015, 03:21 PM   #328 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2015, 04:45 PM   #329 (permalink)
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So she was in the middle of a Batlord and Ki sandwich last night?
She was the one holding the camera.
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Old 10-06-2015, 03:13 AM   #330 (permalink)
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Could you add some lewd suggestion as how to increase said intake?
In my short career as a TF2 sniper, I heard something about eating a bag of dicks.

Eggs and red lentils might work as well
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