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Old 04-27-2017, 09:22 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 04-28-2017, 09:49 AM   #82 (permalink)
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I **** myself in public once.
I've never had a girlfriend.
I masturbated four times in one day.
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Old 04-28-2017, 09:51 AM   #83 (permalink)
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I masturbated four times in one day.
If this isn't a lie then I question why you think this would be an impressive one. n00b.
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Old 04-28-2017, 09:59 AM   #84 (permalink)
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I've never had a girlfriend.
I'm sure you've had romantic partners but it might not have been a "girlfriend" so I'll say this is the lie.

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If this isn't a lie then I question why you think this would be an impressive one. n00b.
Maybe he's only masturbated 0-3 or 5+ times a day.
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:00 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Yes, Frown is correct.

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If this isn't a lie then I question why you think this would be an impressive one. n00b.
Less impressive, more sad..
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:11 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Less impressive, more sad..
So you never tested yourself to see how many times you could do it in one day?
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:14 AM   #87 (permalink)
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I got my driver's licence when I was 18 and then didn't actually drive until I was 28.

I was once forcibly removed from a public jam session because I was drunk and just kept screeching with my saxophone, an instrument I don't really know how to play.

I once masturbated 30+ times in a row.
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Old 04-28-2017, 10:29 AM   #88 (permalink)
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30+ is a lie.

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So you never tested yourself to see how many times you could do it in one day?
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No.
How can you even consider yourself a sexual deviant?
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How can you even consider yourself a sexual deviant?
By actually having sex?
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