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Old 07-20-2017, 10:33 PM   #41 (permalink)
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The Twin Towers were not brought down by planes. They were brought down by something else. You see, people described the collapse of the towers sounding like a freight train, which obviously means that it was a train that crashed into the base of the towers to destroy them. How can people be so naive?
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Old 07-20-2017, 10:53 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-04-2017, 03:34 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Songs: Ohia - Magnolia Electric Co. (2003)


Exo turned me onto this -- hit me like a damn truck tbh, have had it on loop all night.
Nice try, WWWP, but I've decoded your secret message:

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Exo turned me on... hit me like a damn truck... all night.
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Old 08-04-2017, 03:39 AM   #44 (permalink)
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anyone here buy into the whole pedophilia ring run out of that pizza place in DC?

i saw some very suspicious looking emails from podesta and his pedo bros

i wouldnt put it past them
The real conspiracy is that you are Sansa, and not JWB.
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Old 08-04-2017, 03:50 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Nice try, WWWP, but I've decoded your secret message:
creepy!
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WWWP is pretty but should be cancelled (digital blackface)

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Old 08-04-2017, 04:26 AM   #46 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2017, 01:06 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-07-2017, 04:20 AM   #48 (permalink)
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My favorite conspiracy theory..... oh wait I was supposed to make it up....Im not nearly as creative as Newsweek.
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Mars is completely inhabitable, and is in fact inhabited by a vastly superior alien race, who have used their advanced technology to shield themselves from discovery. A black ops NASA mission in the late eighties went there, and negotiations were entered into. The mission to Mars in 2020 will be the culmination of these talks, wherein high-ranking government officials will hand over control of Earth to these aliens, in return for the secret of faster-than-light travel, which will allow them to leave this solar system behind and enter into a new phase of human existence.

Pick up a book, people!
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Old 03-12-2018, 10:09 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Mars is completely inhabitable, and is in fact inhabited by a vastly superior alien race, who have used their advanced technology to shield themselves from discovery. A black ops NASA mission in the late eighties went there, and negotiations were entered into. The mission to Mars in 2020 will be the culmination of these talks, wherein high-ranking government officials will hand over control of Earth to these aliens, in return for the secret of faster-than-light travel, which will allow them to leave this solar system behind and enter into a new phase of human existence.

Pick up a book, people!
The title of this thread is "Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory" unless you're Ray Bradbury you're really not making your own conspiracy!

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